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Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	9178	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Items Found:	1854
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7908
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	8855
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2479	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!