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ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7495
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	351	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7137	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2921	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	626	Dragon Eggs Found:	7009
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!