Jschlatt Podcast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

alcohol consumption, booze, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, China, Chinese population, ChubbyCraft, disease prevention, Edition, health impact, health risks, healthcare trends, lifestyle changes, lifestyle choices, lifestyle factors, meat, meat consumption, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, prevalence, public health, rising rates, Westernized lifestyle

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

afternoon tea, Brit, BritCraft, british culture, British tradition, edish, English tea, Minecraft, nice cup of tea, Server, tea break, tea brewing, tea ceremony, tea culture, tea cup, tea drinker, tea leaves, Tea lover, tea party, tea pot, tea ritual, tea time, traditional tea

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Star Shards Collected:	175
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	6179
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	4407	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	163	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!