JP 7th Anniversary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

A Clef to Paradise, alg, Ark Royal theme park, Augment Guide, Ayase, Azur, Azur Lane General, Belfast bikini maid, Bind your account, bismarck, Bremerton love hotel, Call to Arms: Naraka – Phase II, CN Tierlist, Dreamy Day in Dream Park, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Free ring, fubuki, Fusou, general, Gloucester dom, Guild Spreadsheet, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Houshou META(Cruise Mission), JP 7th Anniversary, Kashino cowprint bikini, Kasumi META(Cruise Mission), Lane, Manjuu Cake Tower, Maryland retro, Minecraft, Musashi & Sirius L2D bunnysuit, Mutsuki theme park skin, Nagato META, Nip Event, Oaths: Shoukaku, Ode of Everblooming Crimson, Ongoing3D dorm, Party dresses Amagi & Watarase L2D, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht & Ryuujou swimsuit, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass), Ship Tier List, smp, Special Login Campaign, SR Ayase, SR Hiei, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, Story summary and Lore, Suffren skin(Cruise Pass), Suzunami, Ting An exhibitionist, To Love Ru collab, UR Amagi(CV), Whence the Dust Settles, Wiki, Z35 & Sheffield mahou shoujou

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Emeralds Found:	9876
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic 3D dorm party ever, complete with free rings for everyone! We’re celebrating our 7th anniversary with a Nip Event that will make your blocky mind explode with joy. And don’t even get us started on the meta skins – we’ve got party dresses, bunnysuits, love hotels, and even a theme park dedicated to Ark Royal. Plus, our upcoming events include a collab with To Love Ru that will have you mining for diamonds in excitement. But beware, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it faster than a creeper in a thunderstorm. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure yet!

Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

3d dorm, alg, ark royal, Augment Guide, augments, azur lane, Battles, Belfast, bismarck, blocky, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Dunkerque, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Exeter, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, fubuki, Fusou, Guild Spreadsheet, Hiei META, Houshou META, Ibuki, JP 7th Anniversary, JuuchatProject Indentity, Kashino, Kasumi META, Lore, Maryland retrofit, Minecraft, MUSASHI, Mutsuki, Nagato META, Plymouth Blueprint, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Ryuujou, Server, sheffield, Ship Tier List, shiranui, Shoukaku, Siren Oceana, SiriuS, SR Ayase, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, SSR Zuihou, Story summary, Suffren skin, Tashkent, theme park skin, Ting An, To Love Ru collab, UR Amagi Tsu, Wiki, Z35

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crops Grown:	8652	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to experience the madness of OngoingWhence Flowers Bear No Fruit event – where flowers literally bear no fruit!

But wait, there’s more! We have SSR Zuihou with a theme park skin, Kasumi META on a Cruise Mission, and Roma in a swimsuit skin thanks to the Cruise Pass. And don’t forget about Nagato META and the Plymouth Blueprint Completion Plan – because who doesn’t love blueprints?

Coming soon, we have the JP 7th Anniversary celebration with UR Amagi Tsu, SSR Watarase, SR Suzunami, SR Ayase, and Hiei META. Plus, skins for new botes and favorites like Belfast, Musashi, and Prinz Rupprecht. And let’s not overlook the Maryland retrofit – it’s gonna be lit!

Oh, and did we mention the To Love Ru collab and the 3D dorm feature? It’s like living in a virtual dream world! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the dust settles and you miss out on all the fun!

Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

account binding, alg, Amagi Tsu3D dorm, ark royal, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Dunkerque, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Exeter, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, flowers bear no fruit, Guild Spreadsheet, Ibuki, JP 7th Anniversary, Juuchat Project Identity, Kasumi META, Lore, Minecraft, Mutsuki, Nagato META, ongoing stream, Plymouth Blueprint Completion Plan, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Ship Tier List, shiranui, Siren Oceana, SSR Zuihou, Story summary, Tashkent augments, theme park skin, Wiki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7672	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where flowers bear no fruit and bears ride roller coasters in theme park skins. Witness the epic battle of Kasumi META on a Cruise Mission while Roma struts her stuff in a swimsuit skin. And don’t forget about Nagato META, Plymouth Blueprint Completion Plan, and Mutsuki and Ark Royal theme park skins – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming JP 7th Anniversary celebration, Amagi Tsu3D dorm, Juuchat, and Project Indentity – Siren Oceana. It’s going to be a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now before the dust settles and you miss out on all the fun. And remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we wouldn’t want that to happen! And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t go looking for it!

Check out our FAQ for all the info you need before asking questions, and make sure to explore our resources like the Ship Tier List, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, PvP Guide, Fleet Tech Tracker, PR Research Data, Augment Guide, EN Tierlist, and CN Tierlist. We’ve got everything you need to dominate the game!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of craziness and let the fun begin! Join us now and let the laughter never end!

AzurCraft Minecraft Server

account binding, alg, Aquila, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, azur lane, AzurCraft, CN Tierlist, Combat UI update, Daedalian Hymn, Duca degli Abruzzi, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Felix, Flandre, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, JP 7th Anniversary, JuuchatProject Indentity, Kasumi META, Libeccio, Lore, Maestrale, Minecraft, Mutsuki Skin, Nagato META, Pittsburgh ASMR, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimanto Fate Sims, Ship Tier List, SSR Zuihou, Torricelli, Vittorio Veneto, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	122

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no fruit-bearing flowers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that flowers don’t even bother bearing fruit! Join now for the chance to unlock SSR Zuihou and her fabulous skin, along with a combat UI update that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We have Felix, Flandre, and Shimanto Fate Sims waiting for you, along with a whole arcade prize shop filled with new games to play. And don’t forget about the Kasumi META event and Roma swimsuit skin – it’s like a cruise mission right in your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a Pittsburgh ASMR experience that will leave you tingling? Or maybe you’re more interested in the Daedalian Hymn war archives update, featuring Vittorio Veneto, Duca degli Abruzzi, Aquila, Torricelli, Maestrale, and Libeccio permanently added to the game.

But don’t wait too long to join, because we have even more crazy events coming up, like the JP 7th Anniversary stream, Nagato META, and the JuuchatProject Identity with Siren Oceana. Plus, we have a Mutsuki skin that will make your character look fierce on the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Bind your account before you lose it in the next update, and remember that /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too cool for that. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ before asking.

Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride through a world where flowers don’t bear fruit and the adventures never end!

Death Reaper

1.8.8v, active play, Conquer, cracked accounts, Death Reaper, DOMINANCE, Economies, epic journey, Factions, Features, forces, gameplay excitement, minecraft server, Op factions, Perks, play.DeathReaper.org, privileges, rank upgrade, Rivals, Territories

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Op Factions: Conquer the realm of factions! Build your forces, seize territories, and clash with rivals in a quest for dominance. With robust economies and unique features, Op Factions delivers endless gameplay excitement.

Premium Cracked Server: Experience the perks of premium gameplay with cracked accounts!

Free Rank Upgrade: Get exclusive perks and privileges with a free rank upgrade by active play.

Join Us Today at play.DeathReaper.org and Embark on Your Epic Journey!

SERVER VERSION 1.8.8v

31.214.166.6:25690

Crafty Clash – Minecraft Server

Banlists, clash, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Packfiller edition, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server – the #6292 Packfiller edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a dimly lit cave. 2. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. 3. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. 4. Our server events are crazier than a creeper on a trampoline. 5. The banlists on our server change more often than a cat changes sleeping spots. 6. Our server decklists are so meta, they’ll make your opponents cry more than when they lose to a baby zombie. 7. We have upcoming releases that are more exciting than finding a hidden stronghold. 8. Our server events are more epic than a dragon fight in the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

F**k Around and Find Out in Minecraft SMP

Find, Minecraft, pFk, smpp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base, only to have it blown up by a rogue creeper five minutes later.

Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue, we prank each other, and we never take anything too seriously.

But don’t worry, we also have epic events like “The Great Sheep Race” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in 10 minutes.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can truly “fuck around and find out,” then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything goes.

Riddles SMP

Adventure, barter, Builder, camaraderie, challenge, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, entrepreneur, Events, Exploration, Gear, Graves, Land Claim, MCMMO, multiplayer, Rewards, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to Riddles Village SMP Step into Riddles Village SMP, a survival multiplayer world where creativity, community, and adventure collide! Our SMP server is designed for players who crave a blend of exploration, camaraderie, and a dash of challenge—perfect for builders, explorers, and entrepreneurs alike.

Features That Set Us Apart: Custom Graves – No need to stress about losing items! Our custom graves keep your gear safe with instant pickups and auto-equip for seamless recovery.

Balanced Player Economy – Dive into a dynamic economy where you can trade, barter, and build your wealth alongside other players.

Smart Land Claims – Protect your builds effortlessly with a secure land-claim system, giving you peace of mind while you expand your empire.

Immersive Community Events – Participate in community-driven events and seasonal challenges that keep things exciting and offer big rewards!

Whether you’re solo adventuring, teaming up with friends, or building a thriving settlement, Riddles Village SMP is a place where everyone belongs. Join us today to write your story, explore new horizons, and make memories that last in a world that’s as alive as you make it!

smp.riddlesvillage.com

DokFactory-TechnoMagic Minecraft server

dokfactory, Draconic Evolution, Explore, Forestry, HiTech, Industrial Craft, MAGICAL, Materials, mechanisms, Minecraft, Monsters, Ores, Server, Structures, technomagic, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, Universe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Potions Brewed:	140
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Thoughtful magical minecraft server! Build cool mechanisms, mine and process various materials and ores. Build cool magical structures, fight powerful monsters and explore this mysterious, magical universe with us

Fish Personality Minecraft Server

alone, Contemplative, deep thinker, deep thoughts, Fish, Fish Out of Water, fish personality, introspection, Introspective, introspective thinker, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, Personality, Quiet, reflective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, solitary, solitude

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	168	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	610	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of swimming in the sea of loneliness with the personality of a fish? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from your solitude! Join us and dive into a world where you can be anything you want, even a fish with a better personality than you!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here. We have unicorns that poop rainbows, dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, challenge a group of evil villagers to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely of cheese. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your fishy personality shine!

Biggest Indies General Minecraft SMP

1000 viewers, 3-month average, 999 CCV, big, Biggest, Biggest Indies General, Buy Merch Edition, ferrets, Flip, general, haha, indie vtubers, indies, lig, Live, Logo, Minecraft, Mint, OP Template, Oshi, Shill, smp, Swarm, Vod channels, vsj, VT, Wordcloud creator

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we only accept the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a wordcloud creator that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our exclusive /BIG/ logo that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ferrets, who will guide you on epic adventures through the virtual world. And if that’s not enough, we have vod channels that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, only the biggest and best vtubers are welcome here. See you in the game!

Forever Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

A private server started for friends but would like to build a larger community. If you are interested in joining, add “Berckawits” on Discord or click the discord link to join our discord channel. 18+ required more mature the better. Happy to add game modes and other worlds depending on people interests.

15.204.152.68:51239

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Sorawo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper named Bob.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve? He loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

So what are you waiting for? Join Sorawo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond armor.

Pixelated Prison Princess: Trapped Allure – Minecraft SMP

adventure game, Allure, escape game, Gaming Community, indie game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nintend-bros, Nintendo E-Shop, nintendo switch, pixelated, princess, Prison, Prison Princess, puzzle game, release date, smp, Trapped, Trapped Allure, trapped princess, upcoming release, US Release, video game, visual novel

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2786
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	230446	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is so epic that it’s not even on the US Nintendo E-Shop yet! That’s right, we’re so exclusive that even Nintendo can’t handle our level of awesomeness.

Join us next week for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of melons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it.

So why wait for it to be on the E-Shop when you can join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!