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KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Farms Harvested:	682
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

NoRoom4U

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Takeover

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8960	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	99
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s Kursk Oblast one block at a time! we got 74 settlements under our control and we’re not stoppin’ there! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land in the name of ukraine’s Commander-in-Chief! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, all in the name of fun and games! let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Farms Harvested:	541	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, have you ever tried talking with your mouth full while playing Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge, especially if you’re speaking a different language! Join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of multitasking!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

MindcraftMCI: Where Forgetfulness is Just Part of the Game!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, u gonna get smarter and stuff. like, if u feel like ur brain is like, not working right, dis server gonna like, fix it all up for u. like, u gonna be building dem epic structures and solving dem puzzles and like, ur brain gonna be like, “whoa, i’m so smart now.” forget dem memory loss and thinking problems, cuz dis server gonna make u a genius. so like, come join us and level up ur brain game, yo.

DarkWater SMP Hardcore

Anticheat, Cross-Play, Difficulty, Equal commands, Griefprevention, Hardcore, Latest Version, Laws, LifeSteal, mobs, Nations, player activity, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, revive beacon, smp, stealing, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

DarkWater Junior High School 24/7 Very simple basic SMP with added plugins for added difficulty for Minecraft latest version. Plugins list: GriefPrevention Victories Junior High School Lifesteal HarderMobs (Armoured Mobs) AntiCheat Simple VoiceChat How To Play Players are encouraged to work together and or build/survive their nations and towns to their will. Everytime you die you will lose a heart and after you lose all you will perish. PVP is enabled and so is voicechat. All players have equal commands and permissions and there are no ranks. If you die you may be revived with a revive beacon or you may simply craft more hearts to survive. There are no rules apart from senseless griefing, you may raid and steal if you need but it is not encouraged. Each town will have its own laws depending on player activity.

54.39.152.135:25604

Team Byte The Backrooms

Bosses, Cosmetics, custom entities, Custom Items, Economy, Horror, Leveling, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, PvE, Survival, the backrooms

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	304020
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!

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BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8698	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to party with us! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – all for you to plunder! – The mobs on our server are actually friendly and will do the mining for you. Just sit back and relax! – Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

AreTheyBack Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has returned and is wreaking havoc on the server. Will you be the hero to slay the beast and save the day? Or will you be the one running for your life as the dragon breathes fire down upon you?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous players who love to prank each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to building giant statues of themselves in the middle of town, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!