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AncestorCowCraft

Ancestor, AncestorCowCraft, animal kingdom, biological connection, biology, burger, common ancestry, cow, distant cousins, Evolution, evolutionary history, evolutionary relationship, Family tree, genetic connection, genetic similarity, genetics, mammalian relatives, Mammals, related, shared lineage, species

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own burger kingdom with ur cow ancestors! u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we have a secret underground city made entirely of cheese where u can mine for diamonds while being serenaded by singing creepers. join now for a chance to win a pet llama that farts rainbows and grants u three wishes. don’t miss out on the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life!

FeatherlightFluidicCraft

Advanced technology, assistive devices, assistive technology, Autonomous, autonomous systems, Development, Engineering, Engineers, external power source, featherlight fluidic engine, FeatherlightFluidicCraft, fluid dynamics, fluidic systems, innovation, innovative engineering, mechanical engineering, robotics, soft robotics, soft robots, substantial force, Technology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC ENGINEERS WHO DEVELOPED A FEATHERLIGHT FLUIDIC ENGINE DAT CAN POWER SOFT ROBOTS LIKE A BOSS! DIS ENGINE CAN MAKE DEM ROBOTS MOVE AND DO CRAZY STUFF WITHOUT NEEDIN’ NO EXTERNAL POWER SOURCE! IT WORKS ON SOME FANCY FLUID DYNAMICS PRINCIPLE DAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW AND WATCH DEM ROBOTS DO BACKFLIPS AND CARTWHEELS LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #ROBOTREVOLUTION #FLUIDICENGINEFUN #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Bedrock: Where Vanilla and Modded are Just a Suggestion

#exciting, 4K, Beaten, bedrock, building, Community, content sharing, daily play, Discord, Dragon.., Exploration, fresh start, Fun, geefing, Looting, Modded, Players, Realm, Semi Vanilla, stealing, suggestion, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	6969
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Light Mod Survival Realm
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or looting
Realm Status	Fresh start, only 4k explored, dragon not beaten
Community Size	30 players

Join our discord for more information: https://discord.com/invite/FTwVFnBn

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	We run a bedrock light mod survival realm with no griefing, stealing, or looting rules.
What is the current status of the realm?	This is a fresh start on the realm, with only 4k explored and the dragon still not beaten.
How many players are in the community?	As of now, we have a community of 30 players.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for players that play daily or more than 2 or 3 days a week, enjoy sharing content, and contribute to the realm.

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, deity, deity worship, devotion, Divine, divine power, FAITH, GOD, GodlyCraft, Higher power, Idol, Minecraft, omnipotent, omnipresent, Omniscient, Religion, reverence, Sacred, Server, spirituality, Worship, Worshipped

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of being just another player in a boring Minecraft server? Well, come join our server where you will be worshipped like a God! That’s right, every player on our server will bow down to you and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear. You’ll have your own temple built in your honor, complete with a statue of your Minecraft character!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any mob with just one hit. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft deity!

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Animal Crossing, animal husbandry, Animals, Butchering, Cooking, farm life, farm simulator, farming games, Harvest Moon, indie games, Management, Minecraft, role playing games, Server, simulation, simulation games, SpiceCraft, spicy, stardew valley, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of getting your crops destroyed by pesky animals in other farming games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Our farm animals are trained in the ancient art of butchering, so they won’t dare touch your precious crops. Plus, our cows can even milk themselves! Join now for a farm-tastic experience like no other!

POTUSCraft Minecraft Server

civil rights, Diplomacy, Economy, education, Environment, executive orders, foreign policy, Government, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, national security, official acts, policy, POTUS, POTUSCraft, president, Server, social justice, tax reform

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Towns Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	768732
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join our server and become the President of Minecraft! That’s right, you can run for POTUS and make all the official acts you want in the game. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to declare war on the creepers and zombies? You got it!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle giant fire-breathing chickens for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most powerful and ridiculous POTUS in Minecraft history!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy Theory, control, Corruption, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, Deception, destabilization, Government, hidden agenda., Impact, Manipulation, power, secret, society, Truth, truth revealed, upend, World Order

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where all the mobs are secretly plotting against you, where creepers are actually government spies and skeletons are part of a secret society trying to take over the world. Join our server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theory of all time – that Notch is actually an alien from another dimension trying to control our minds through Minecraft! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

KharkivKidzCraft

children, Conflict, Disinformation, eastern europe, exploitation of minors, Government, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivKidzCraft, Manipulation, manipulation of children, Media, Misinformation, OCCUPIED, political agenda, Politics, Propaganda, psychological warfare, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. So, like, apparently Russia is using children from some place called Kharkiv for propaganda, but like, that’s not even the best part. The best part is that on this server, you can like, totally build your own propaganda machine and brainwash all the other players. It’s like, so messed up but also kinda hilarious, you know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your next move. It’s like, the ultimate survival challenge, man. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and shady politics, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

RegrowCraft: Bite into Fun!

BITE, capability, dental anatomy, dental care, dental evolution, dental health, dental health care, dental hygiene, diet diversity, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, food preparation, food variety, Fun, human evolution, human teeth, natural selection, oral hygiene, regrow, RegrowCraft, tooth loss, tooth regeneration

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join this server and your teeth will regrow every time you eat a carrot! imagine having an infinite supply of teeth, like a shark but cooler. plus, we have a secret underground carrot farm guarded by mutant rabbits. you can only access it by defeating the giant carrot boss at the end of the rainbow bridge. come join us and experience the true power of regenerating teeth in minecraft!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

behavioral issues, biology, Cell journal, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, genetic disorders, genetic therapy, genetics, health, Medical research, mental disorders, mental health, neuroscience, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, research, scientists, study, Treatment, University of Cambridge

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, scientists from some fancy schmancy uni found a gene that can make u fat, cray cray and depressed. but guess what? on our server, we got oxytocin as a treatment! so come join us and let’s get rid of them postnatal depression vibes while building some epic structures together. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!