Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!
Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of manipulative advertising and propaganda while battling evil mobs who spread misinformation!
Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests containing valuable information on how to spot biased reporting and photoshopped images!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of internet trolls who will stop at nothing to spread hoaxes and conspiracy theories throughout the land!
So come join us on this wild adventure of media literacy in Minecraft, where the truth is stranger than fiction and the only way to survive is to stay informed and stay woke!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments. Our community is like no other, with players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly delegitimized? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to all who find it!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild llamas stampedes through your base, knocking over everything in their path. But don’t worry, those llamas are just trying to deliver gifts to all the players on the server because it’s Llama Appreciation Day!
Or how about the time when a group of players decided to start a chicken army and declared war on all the cows in the land? The battles were epic, with feathers and milk flying everywhere.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to roam the server at night, pranking unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
Join our wacky world where all players must have a canine companion by their side at all times. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a pack of super intelligent Minecraft dogs who have taken over and are now in charge of all the rules and regulations. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with these puppers!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Diamond Mine, where all the rarest and most valuable resources can be found. Rumor has it that the diamonds are so shiny, they can blind you if you stare at them for too long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy-dominated Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the leader of the pack, Sir Woofs-a-Lot.
You won’t be bored with us. We have a lot of possibilities! You can open your own store with good goods at a good price, protected from price destabilization. You can organize various events and competitions, as well as participate and win other players’ amateur performances! On the server there are, for example, cities and villages with their own style, way of life and entertainment. Although no one is still forbidden to build themselves a completely autonomous bunker, hidden at the very bottom of the new big world, this is also fascinating in its own way. Even if you come in in the middle of the night, someone will definitely be playing here, because we have a large online presence ^_^
Server goal:Many private servers are created just for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development the audience, interest among players, and, consequently, earnings will grow.
Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited:We ban people for griefing and restore damaged buildings. The server also has a protection system where you can detect a griefer in a matter of seconds and immediately report to the moderators, who will process the request as soon as possible. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.
We have a huge team:In the administration there is not one person, but a whole team, each member of which does his own job: the chief administrator, plugin developer, tech. administrator, manager, accountant, moderation and others.
Budget:A huge number of servers were closed due to lack of budget…Before creating the project, we took care of its accumulation, in case the project starts to go into the red. Thus, we will not close, but only understand that we are doing something wrong. We have also been working since 2019, which gives a huge guarantee of its performance.
Chips:Cool custom plugins; datapacks that do not break vanilla; large and functional website and more. We regularly make updates to improve ourselves. However, the main find is, of course, the golden community.
Equipment:We are on a dedicated server, one that cannot be found even on the second page of results for the query “cheap Minecraft hosting”; its operation is provided by the administration, which has been successfully doing this for many years. We constantly monitor updates to the server core; it is always up to date and has the latest fixes and improvements. Processor: Ryzen 9 7950x, RAM: 32 GB, SSD NVME: 560 GB. Everything for comfortable and stable work and play
To become a full-fledged VanillaSquad player, you need to link your Discord account to your Minecraft game account. To do this you need to follow a few simple steps:I. When you log into the server you will receive four numbers. Remember them carefully!II. In your Discord settings, be sure to allow server members to write messages to you. Then find our @VanillaSquad Assistant bot and send him those numbers from the game
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