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BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	225
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9978	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6711	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	466	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!