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The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	5827
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Votes:	3465	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1120
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!

EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	9352
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8737	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

StellarSurvivors.com

Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	885415
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.