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Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crops Grown:	7558
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Potions Brewed:	86
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ores Mined:	6616	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	132	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	663
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Items Found:	5386

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	277

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1224
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5789

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ores Mined:	8413	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.