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ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	6095	Emeralds Found:	8118
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2214

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	7072	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!

WildTalesMC SMP

bizarre confessions, bizarre conversations, crazy anecdotes, eccentric strangers, odd encounters, outlandish tales, peculiar conversations, peculiar encounters, quirky interactions, random encounters, smp, strange encounters, surprising revelations, unbelievable stories, unexpected confessions, unexpected encounters, unusual interactions, weird confessions, wild stories, Wild Tales, WildTalesMC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it, only to land in a pool of lava and somehow survive with half a heart left. Or how about the time someone accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT explosions that turned the entire spawn area into a crater-filled wasteland? And let’s not forget the legendary prank war that ended with someone building a giant statue of a chicken on top of the admin’s house.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see just how wild things can get. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history of insanity!

BlockyButterflyEffect

BlockyButterflyEffect, butterfly effect, consequences, critical decisions, Future, impactful choices, important choices, life changing moments, Life decisions, long-term effects, massive impact, pivotal choices, ripple effects, seemingly minor decision, significant decisions, small choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen outcomes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Have you ever wondered how different your life would be if you had chosen the red pill instead of the blue pill? Well, on our Minecraft server, every decision you make could lead to a wild and wacky adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!

CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan

authoritarianism, Censorship, Communication, crackdown, CraftyMadurosWhatsAppBan, digital rights, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, repression, social media, Supporters, Surveillance, Technology, Venezuela, WhatsApp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Farms Harvested:	669	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheesy, Community, Embrace, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, music disk, noodle, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, trinkets, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7785	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	164
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1711	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

character trope, Coming of Age, CraftyCraze, cultural stereotype, Female Protagonist, film, free-spirit, high school, indie, Japanese cinema, Japanese High-Schooler, love interest, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Minecraft, MPDG, nonconformist, quirky, Romantic, Server, teen romance, Unconventional, WHIMSICAL, young adult

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical pixie dream girl on steroids! Picture this: you’re a Japanese high-schooler who has been transported into a world where you can build and explore to your heart’s content. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

MinotaurMama Minecraft SMP

breeding mechanics, character design, Customization, Diversity, FANTASY, female representation, game development, Game Mechanics, gender diversity, inclusion, marriage options, Minecraft, minotaur women, MinotaurMama, mythical creatures, narrative choices, non-human characters, player agency, player choice, romance options, smp, video games, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8553
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Votes:	6158	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and NPCs? Well, look no further because our server has MINOTAUR WOMEN that you can actually MARRY and BREED with! That’s right, forget about boring old villagers, on our server you can start a family with a minotaur babe and raise little half-human, half-bull babies together. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft roleplay that you never knew you needed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your minotaur love story today!

PlasmaCraftersUnited

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as epic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.

Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!

Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?

Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!