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The Most Successful Ponzi Scheme In History Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the King of the server is actually a llama in a crown! That’s right, a llama with royal blood running through its fluffy fur. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the llama King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll stumble upon next. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to those who can solve its riddles.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). All hail the King – and may the llamas be ever in your favor!

Election Theft Minecraft Server

election, Minecraft, Server, theft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	550	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	4390	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s presidency? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, just like Trump’s claims of fraud no matter what the outcome.

Imagine a world where Kamala could win all fifty states in Minecraft, but it wouldn’t matter because our Supreme Court will install Trump as president anyway. It’s a wild ride of political chaos and Minecraft adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of red states with governors and legislatures refusing to certify results, leading to Trump’s Supreme Court ruling that states can vote however they want. Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Georgia, and more will all vote for Trump in the electoral college despite the popular vote choosing Kamala.

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the madness begin!

strips Minecraft SMP

art, cartoon, Characters, comedy, Comic, comic strips, daily strips, Entertainment, funny, graphic novel, humor, illustrations, Minecraft, newspaper, pemstripsem, pop culture, satire, sequential art, smpp, storytelling, Strips, Visual Storytelling, webcomic

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wear pants, but that’s optional).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting party music. Or how about the time when a group of chickens formed a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you have to navigate through booby-trapped mazes filled with exploding sheep and lava pits. And don’t even get us started on the annual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual hot dogs in 60 seconds. The winner gets bragging rights for the rest of the year!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil villagers? Where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of jello? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember, pants are optional but a sense of humor is required.

CraftyMines – Minecraft Server

Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Blizzard.com, Content update, CraftyMines, Draenei, EU guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Patch 11.0.7, ptr, Racial Abilities, Server, the war within, WORGEN, World of Warcraft, wow community, wowhead, xal’atath

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where Xal’atath herself will see your post history and judge you based on your memes. But don’t worry, she’s a cool gal and will welcome you with open tentacles.

We’ve got a content update that will blow your mind, just like that time when a group of Worgen and Draenei allied races teamed up to take down a giant spider boss. It was epic, trust us.

Our NA guild, GLOBOFOMO, on Moon Guard is where all the cool kids hang out. We throw the best parties and have the most epic raid nights. And don’t even get us started on our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn. Those guys are wild, you won’t believe the shenanigans they get up to.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with Xal’atath herself.

Oshi no Ko Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Anime, aspirations, career, Dedication, determination, dreams, entertainment industry, fanbase, Future, growth, hard work, Idol, japanese, Kana R. Arima, Manga, mastermind, Minecraft, opportunities, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, smp, success, Support, talent

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Animals Bred:	183
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists.

Picture this: Kana R. Arima, the infamous Minecraft player, has joined our server and is causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this wild and unpredictable server.

What are Minecraft servers like Superabf.net ?

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	256934	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Some similar Minecraft servers to Superabf.net include:

1. Hypixel – Known for its wide variety of mini-games and unique gameplay experiences, Hypixel is a popular choice for players looking for a diverse and engaging server.

2. Mineplex – With an emphasis on community and interactive gameplay, Mineplex offers a range of mini-games and features that appeal to a broad audience of players.

3. The Hive – Renowned for its fun and creative mini-games, The Hive provides a lively and engaging experience for players seeking fast-paced and exciting gameplay.

4. CubeCraft Games – Focusing on competitive multiplayer games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games offers a dynamic and challenging environment for players looking for something different.

5. Grian Network – Featuring a mix of survival, creative, and mini-game servers, Grian Network caters to players of all preferences with its diverse range of gameplay options.

These servers offer similar immersive experiences and unique gameplay elements to Superabf.net, making them great alternatives for players looking to explore new servers.

superabf.net

Incel-Free Minecraft Server

community support, DATING, emotional well being, incel, IncelFree, Insecurities, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online forums, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
New Chunks Explored:	931249	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with only your pet pig for company? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being an incel again! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

But that’s not all – on our server, the mobs have a mind of their own! Imagine a world where zombies do the cha-cha and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows at you. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

And if you’re still not convinced, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on. That’s right, you can gallop through the virtual world on a majestic unicorn, leaving a trail of rainbow sparkles in your wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to inceldom forever!

Floofy Titties Minecraft SMP: S/Fur Bread Ride

Adventure, Animals, animation, Bread, bread ride, Characters, Colorful, cute, Entertainment, FANTASY, floofy, Fluffy, Furry, mares, Minecraft, muh floof, Popular, Ride, s/fur, SFur, Small, smp, Tails, titties, tv shows

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Farms Harvested:	853	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is having a fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails! Why? Because muh floof, that’s why! We don’t discriminate against any type of floof, whether it’s from a fluffy bunny or a majestic lion.

But wait, there’s more! We have small colorful mares from popular TV shows running around the server, adding an extra level of chaos and excitement. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a My Little Pony while building their dream castle?

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with fur bread rides, floofy titties, and colorful mares. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the absurd, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	252
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6871	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGARL.MCMCMC.NET

Post Normal Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Potions Brewed:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with average, run-of-the-mill players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow post normal girls to join! That’s right, forget about playing with regular players, our server is exclusively for the most unique and quirky girls in the Minecraft community.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a post normal girl on our server built a house entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. And not just any sheep, these sheep could fly! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as she tried to corral her flying sheep back into their pen. It was a sight to behold, and you could be a part of wacky adventures like this every day on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party room where post normal girls gather to dance the night away to the latest Minecraft tunes. You won’t find a party like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

So if you’re ready to ditch the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary, come join our server and meet the most eccentric and fun-loving girls in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!