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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9820 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 634 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9555 |
Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!
Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!