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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4477 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3217 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.
But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!