New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6477
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 126
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ores Mined: 8471
    Crops Grown: 1581 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 525
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

    Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2891
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Potions Brewed: 72
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 271 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Void Gems Collected: 23

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    Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

    Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

    So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

    TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 3223
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

    Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

    Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1942
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

    Server Information:

    IP moonbat.ddns.net
    Version 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

    A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

    Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: How often does the server get updated?

    A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Banhammered Minecraft Server

    Banhammered Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6268
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HookedOnMinecraftSMP

    HookedOnMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1914
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 153
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magic Items Found: 1691

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFHikeOrBye

    GFHikeOrBye
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3893
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

    Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

    Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCriminalEmporium

    CraftyCriminalEmporium
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9706
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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