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CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	244

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	616	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	729
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	1235
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!