Jordyn Jones Minecraft Servers

Jordyn Jones

  • Starlets In Pixel Wonderland

    Starlets In Pixel Wonderland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the ULTIMATE Minecraft Server: Because Why Not?!

    Are you a wise sage or a lost soul? It doesn’t matter! This is THE server where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! If you’ve ever questioned the nature of reality, congratulations! You’re halfway there. Prepare yourself for a ride through the madness where every block is a dimension and every creeper is a whisper of dystopian truth! Join NOW or you’ll be trapped in a blocky purgatory forever!

    Unbelievable Features: You Won’t Want to Miss These!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Minecraft Every block you mine is another universe! But beware, mining too deeply awakens the Aleatory God!
    Free Enderman† Each player comes with their own personal Enderman that *someone* may have lost. Don’t ask who!
    Gravity is OPTIONAL Why float or fall when you can do both? Experience the disorientation of your life!
    Cursed Emojis Chat with three-eyed smileys that *tell* you what you really think of your friends!
    Time Loop Penguins The penguins control the weather, and they insist it’s always snowing *somewhere*.

    FAQ: Questions That Don’t Matter!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server running?

    A: The version where dreams are shattered and reality is a fleeting thought! Time is an illusion, buddy!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Just scream into the void at 3 AM! If you’re chosen by the Blocky Oracles, you’ll know.

    Random Quotes from our Deranged Players:

    “Post starlets like Jordyn Jones!”

    “This server is a paradoxical lament of fractured minds!”

    “It feels like I’m catching raindrops in a dark room!”

    “Only the brave ascend to reach the *unknown block*!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Starry Skies Minecraft Server

    Starry Skies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day on your regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to hang out with the coolest starlets in town!

    Join our server and you might just run into Jordyn Jones (JJ) building a mansion made entirely out of glitter blocks, or Sophia Diamond riding a diamond-encrusted pig through the Nether. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Breckie Hill hosting a fashion show with zombie models wearing the latest trends in armor!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to party with the most fabulous starlets in Minecraft history! Who needs boring old creepers when you can have glamorous celebs as your neighbors? Don’t miss out on the glitz and glamour – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

    Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted sword. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like random unicorn sightings, giant chicken races, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers, sip on virtual potions, and ride on flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Aly J herself might make a special appearance as a pixelated version of her 18-year-old self. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I can smell an OF coming” (whatever that means). See you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    eternity.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    cuzwedid.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
      • Currency
      • Vehicles
      • Over one hundred meals to cook
      • Over one hundred décor items
      • and much more!
    Character Building!
      • Create your character and tell their story!
      • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
      • New Season every 3 months!
      • Economy reset every season!
      • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
      • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
      • Be a criminal!
      • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
      • Become the best journalist!
      • Compete with other restaurants!
      • Be an adventurer!
      • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

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