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CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2608	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

FontWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	9940
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44

We have a small online but we have a fairly decent server on 1.12, come make advertising videos to your friends and maybe we will reach the top 1

49.12.168.17:26277

Diamonds & Dirt Minecraft Server

advice, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Decision making, diamonds, Dilemma, Dirt, emotions, Girlfriend, Honesty, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, relationship advice, relationships, Server, Significant Other, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	6121
Dragon Eggs Found:	3700	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of your girlfriend constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Well, join our server and show her who’s boss! With our insane PvP battles and epic building competitions, she’ll be begging to play with you instead of complaining. Plus, our community is so awesome, you might just find a new Minecraft girlfriend who actually appreciates your skills. Join now and leave your real-life relationship drama behind!

Deny Minecraft SMP China Land

Advanced technology, China, Chinese innovation, chinese military, CIWS, defense industry, defense system, defense technology, deny, firepower, global superpower, gunshot sound, innovation, Land, military capabilities, military equipment, military sound effects, military superiority, military technology, Minecraft, smp, sound effects, weapon systems, weapons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the villagers were actually secretly trained ninjas who challenged the player to a duel! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, potions flying everywhere, and even a dragon swooping in for a surprise attack. In the end, the player emerged victorious and was hailed as the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CIWS (China’s CIWS) that has the best gunshot sound in the world. It’s so powerful that it can blast through mountains, summon lightning storms, and even turn your enemies into chickens (literally).

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe a few exploding sheep along the way, then join our Minecraft SMP server today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Love Letters Sent:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck to find even more precious gems. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, granting wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

HolyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	657219	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want some holy hilarity! We’ve got Christian VTubers galore, spreading the good word while building epic structures and battling creepers with the power of prayer. Join us for some righteous fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Jesus riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on this divine experience, join our server now and let the blessings rain down upon you!

Our Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	1831
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

Slavjank Bros Minecraft SMP: It’s Not Over Yet

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mines Excavated:	1202	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a little bit of mayhem? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a journey through the land of Slavjank, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from the mischievous Creeper King to the wise old Villager Shaman.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the Great Potato War, where players battle it out for the title of Spud Champion. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest for the Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Slavjank Bros and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat. It’s not over yet, bros!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6412	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders. Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who can shoot arrows with the precision of a thousand snipers. Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master who can turn the sky into a rainbow with a flick of his wrist. And let’s not forget Sucrose, the sugar-loving alchemist who can turn a pile of dirt into a mountain of gold!

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, we’ve got you covered! Our weapon banners feature bows that can shoot fireballs, swords that can slice through bedrock, and pickaxes that can mine diamonds with a single tap. It’s like Christmas morning every time you log in!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the best block parties in town. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!