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Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ores Mined:	928	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Magical Moments Shared:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	139
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	5140	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!