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MilCraftMarriageSaver

Apology, arguments, bad mom, Cheating, Communication, Defending, Divorce, family feud, game skins, Kids, Marriage, MIL, MilCraftMarriageSaver, money management, postpartum, Pregnancy, reconciliation, reconciliation efforts, relationship, SAHM

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your dream world without any in-laws interfering! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of reality and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and fun.

Join us and leave behind the drama of in-laws who think they know everything about you, siblings who have never even met you but have strong opinions, and a husband who can’t decide whether he’s glad he married you or not. On our server, you can focus on building your empire, exploring new lands, and having a blast with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, post-partum excuses are valid and game skins are always a worthwhile investment.

BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Farms Harvested:	440	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	7731	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	134
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	511406

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2680

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.