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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2915
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crops Grown:	4165
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4041	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	3765	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Star Shards Collected:	130	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crops Grown:	1600

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	2260	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!