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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Animals Bred:	93
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	140
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Potions Brewed:	127
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchantments Applied:	159
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Farms Harvested:	298
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1650	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!