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Wholesome SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than the builds is the moderator ban hammer!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Wholesome SMP Server Overview

Description	Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft style, community driven SMP for Java 1.21+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible.
Player Base	We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world and welcome all.
Key Features	⚙️ RUNS FABRIC 1.21, no half working contraptions for technical players ✅ Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend 🔨 Large scale builds entirely built by the community 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server 🗳️ Community driven economy (trust-based system)
Mods	Ledger – protects you from griefers Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you Squaremap – see where your friends are Multiplayer sleep Player Heads Armour Statues Book
How to Join	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).
What are the key features of the server?	Key features include running Fabric 1.21, player-initiated events and games, large-scale community builds, group creation, and a community-driven economy.
What mods are available on the server?	Mods include Ledger for protection from griefers, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap, Multiplayer sleep, Player Heads, and Armour Statues Book.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#videogames, 2012, 21st century, Apocalypse, aryans”, Censorship, CraftyTime, cultural shift, Downfall, End of the World, gay marriage, global transformation, historical event, internet, legalization, Media, Minecraft, Prophecy, Reflection, Server, social change, societal impact, unexpected

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	8750	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of living in a post-apocalyptic world where everything went to shit after 2012? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with gay marriage ceremonies, uncensored internet browsing, and epic gaming adventures that will make you forget all about the end of the world. Who needs reality when you can escape to our virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)? So come on down and join us for a crazy journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Trust us, it’s better than living in a dystopian hellscape.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Adult, BlockyLove, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Fridgesuna, games, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, storytelling, Thread

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4552
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition for a wild ride filled with steamy encounters and naughty adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking fridge named Fridgesuna. Fridgesuna whispered seductive promises of epic loot and forbidden pleasures, luring the player into a world of erotic roleplay unlike anything they had ever experienced.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of pixelated unicorns who grant wishes to those who can prove their worth in the art of seduction. Imagine riding into battle on a rainbow unicorn while wielding a diamond sword and wearing nothing but a leather thong. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your wildest fantasies and dive headfirst into a world of pixelated passion, join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Dad’s Room Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Dads, Empathy, Frustration, household organization, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, perspective, perspective-taking, possessions, privacy, problem solving, relationship, Respect, room, self-care, Server, step-parenting, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your precious diamonds safe from wandering hands? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your items will never mysteriously end up in someone else’s inventory!

Join us for a fun and thrilling adventure where you won’t have to play hide and seek with your belongings. Say goodbye to the days of searching through someone else’s chest for your enchanted sword – on our server, your items stay right where you left them!

Don’t be like this poor player who has to deal with their stuff constantly disappearing into the void of someone else’s room. Join our server and keep your treasures safe and sound in your own virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerRetirementRevenge

aging parents, BoomerRetirementRevenge, caregiving, childfree, elder care, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial independence, Financial Planning, generational wealth, Inheritance, intergenerational relationships, Long Term Care, parental support, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement planning, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Towns Built:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is the perfect place for those who value their independence and just want to focus on building, exploring, and having a good time.

Forget about being the designated caretaker or having to deal with entitled family members. On our server, the only thing you need to take care of are your virtual pets and creations. No one will guilt trip you into taking on more than you can handle.

Plus, with our inheritance system, you can rest assured that your hard-earned virtual wealth will be safe from greedy relatives. You won’t have to worry about being cut out of any wills or dealing with family drama over money. In fact, you can use your virtual riches to create the most epic builds and show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless fun and freedom!

PerfectTiming Minecraft Server

best timing, ideal moment, Minecraft, moment, perfect moment, perfect timing, perfect timing in actions, perfect timing in career, perfect timing in choices, perfect timing in circumstances, perfect timing in decisions, perfect timing in events, perfect timing in fate, perfect timing in life, perfect timing in love, perfect timing in opportunities, perfect timing in relationships, perfect timing in success, perfect timing moment, PerfectTiming, right moment, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Towns Built:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of your perfect timing moments being wasted in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every moment is the perfect timing moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by one block, only to turn around and accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time you finally find diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman who teleports away with a maniacal laugh?

And let’s not forget the epic battles with other players, where you can show off your impeccable timing by accidentally hitting yourself with your own arrows or falling off a cliff while trying to do a fancy parkour jump.

So if you’re looking for a server where every moment is a perfect timing moment, join us now and start experiencing the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyFootyLegends

athlete, Choice, comparison, CraftyFootyLegends, Cristiano Ronaldo, debate, FAV, favorite player, football, Goat, legend, Lionel Messi, messi, opinion, Preference, reason, ronaldo, skill, Soccer, sports, talent

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between Ronaldo and Messi fans!

Choose your side and battle it out in epic soccer matches on the virtual field. Will you score more goals like Ronaldo or show off your fancy footwork like Messi? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted the power to bend it like Beckham!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who will reign supreme – Team Ronaldo or Team Messi? Only time will tell…

HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp

35 years, caribbean, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal organization, criminal sentencing, ex-gang leader, gang violence, Haiti, HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp, incarceration, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Prison, Sentence, US court

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1914	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so like this server is so lit, it’s like being in a prison but without the bars, ya know? we got this ex-gang leader from haiti running the show, he’s like the kingpin of the server. if you join, you gotta survive his crazy challenges and quests to prove you’re worthy of being in his gang. but watch out, he’s got a temper and will smite you if you step outta line. it’s like hardcore mode but with a twist, man. come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world.

PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	168	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

LonelyCraft: StrokeRisk56%

adults aged 50 and above, cardiovascular health, chronic loneliness, health study, higher risk, Loneliness, loneliness and stroke, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness statistics, loneliness study, LonelyCraft, mental health, researchers, risk of stroke, social isolation, stroke prevention, stroke risk factors, stroke risk increase, StrokeRisk56

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3887
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! we got so many players that you’ll never have a chance to feel sad and get a stroke! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the music! come join us and be part of the craziest community ever, where loneliness is just a distant memory and strokes are just a myth! trust us, you won’t regret it!