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LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, AMBITION, Apology, college, Communication, comparison, Exams, finances, friendship, future plans, Grades, Gratitude, INDEPENDENCE, love, lovecraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, parents, relationships, Rent, Server, Struggle

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ores Mined:	8244	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	0

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

aita, Birth, Blocking, childhood stuffy, Contact, CraftyNamez, cussing, ENTITLEMENT, estranged, family, favoritism, Grandma, half-sister, Honor, Jealousy, Memory, name.., NoNameChange4Daughter, social media, stepmother, StuffySnub4HalfSis, Will

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3634	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

OuchieMcSMP

accident, broken bones, car accident, Chronic pain, disability, Fall, hospitalization, injury, Medical Treatment, muscle strain, OuchieMcSMP, pain management, physical injury, physical therapy, Recovery, Rehabilitation, severe injury, sports injury, surgery, torn ligaments, Trauma

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	917348
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8395	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

anti-climactic finale, bad ending, disappointing finale, disappointing series finale, ending disappointment, frustrating finale, let down, movie letdown, plot twist letdown, RegretCraft, regretful ending, regretful finale, regretful movie ending, TV series disappointment, TV show letdown, unsatisfactory conclusion, unsatisfying conclusion, unsatisfying ending, wasted potential, wasted time, worst endings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, environmental impact, ethnomycology, Extinction, Fungi, habitat loss, hallucinogenic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, Mushroom, Mycology, natural medicine, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Crops Grown:	7415
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

Cognitive Distortions, community immunity, conspiracy theories, Covid-19, deliberate ignorance, deniers, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, medical misinformation, Misinformation, pandemic, public health, public opinion, science denial, skepticism, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine refusal, vaccine safety, vaxx

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Ashened, Banlists, clash, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, dng Cup., Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Flame Swordsman, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, Tistina, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki, World Premiere Packfiller

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7385

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

2004, Achilles, ancient greece, brad pitt, Cinema, controversy, Epic, film, greek mythology, Haram, HECTOR, Helen of Troy, historical fiction, Hollywood, Minecraft, Movie, Mythology, Paris, smp, Trojan War, troy, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

BILvsKids, brother-in-law, children first, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family feud, family hierarchy, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Gender Roles, generational differences, meal etiquette, Minecraft, parenting priorities, ranch life, Server, serving order, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyEscape

arranged marriage, Autonomy, CraftyEscape, cultural expectations, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family pressure, freedom, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living abroad, orthodox family, parental expectations, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-understanding, strict parents, traditional views

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!