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JOOOMP Minecraft SMP – CFB General Edition

Alabama, arizona, arkansas, Baylor, brigham young, cfb, college football, colorado, Colorado State, Edition, general, iowa, Iowa State, JOOOMP, Kansas State, Michigan, Minecraft, NC State, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Oregon, Oregon State, PAC12afterdark., pick em, Pitt, Purdue, smp, south florida, Southern Methodist, tennessee, texas, Tulane, Utah, Washington, Washington state, West Virginia

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more intense battles than Texas v. Michigan, more crazy builds than Colorado v. Nebraska, and more surprises than South Florida v. Alabama!

Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.

But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.

LingoMasters SMP

Bilingual, easy languages, foreign languages, language abilities, language acquisition, language enthusiasts, language fluency, language learners, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, LingoMasters, linguistic skills, multilingual community, Multilinguals, non-native speakers, polyglot, reddit, second language, smp, trilingual

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	1433	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7624	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Potions Brewed:	91
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9187
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Zombie Dances:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	728372	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7562	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!