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NipponNoMore Minecraft Server

cultural appreciation, cultural beliefs, cultural boundaries, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural etiquette, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural taboos, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural values, Japanese beliefs, Japanese culture, Japanese customs, Japanese society, Japanese traditions, Japanese values, Minecraft, NipponNoMore, Server, Worship

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	New Chunks Explored:	693729
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Tired of being forced to worship Japanese people on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a Japanese-free zone, where you can mine and craft in peace without any cultural obligations. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore veins are actually made of pure gold! So come join us and experience the ultimate freedom from Japanese worship while striking it rich in our golden diamond mines!

CerealKill Minecraft Server

#sustainability, agriculture, animal welfare, Breakfast, CEREAL, cereal production, CerealKill, Competition, controversy, debate, Environment, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Farming, food consumption, Food Industry, health, killing, Minecraft, nutrition, Server, Sport, Sportsmanship

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Emeralds Found:	3941	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where cereal-based killing is not only a sport, but a way of life! Join us if you want to battle it out with your favorite breakfast cereals in epic PvP matches. Will you choose the crunchy power of Captain Crunch or the sugary sweetness of Froot Loops?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Milkman, a mysterious figure who roams the lands delivering dairy goodness to all who seek it. Rumor has it that he can grant wishes to those brave enough to find him.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted Pancake Forest, where the trees are made of syrup and the butterflies are actually tiny pancakes. Just watch out for the syrup traps laid by the mischievous Pancake Goblins!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knew that breakfast could be so deadly?

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

20 minutes, aita, backyard, Board Games, culture, DRIVE, final straw, friend’s house, FriendZoneCraft, get together, Late, LEAVING, mad, Message, Minecraft, mom, mood, patio, Server, Uber, unpunctual, wait outside, windy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6437	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re even a minute late, you’ll be locked out of the server for 20 minutes as punishment. But don’t worry, we make up for it with our epic board game battles and patio parties!

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the time our friend locked out a player for being fashionably late. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So if you’re looking for a server with a twist, where being fashionably late is a crime and board game drama is the norm, then look no further. Join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Just make sure to set your alarm clock, or you might find yourself locked out of the fun.

CakeWarsCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cake, CakeWarsCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, family, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to eat your virtual cakes without permission! Just like OP’s family, we understand the importance of respecting cake boundaries. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some cake drama (but don’t worry, we’ll ask before taking a bite)! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual cake wars on our server? So come on, join us and let’s build a cake empire together – just make sure to guard your cakes with your virtual life!

CraftyTales Minecraft Server

balance, best game, Character development, CraftyTales, Engaging, Entertainment, Experience, game design, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Mechanics, Minecraft, narrative, narrative design, opinion, player choice, Plot, Server, Story, storytelling, video game

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling evil mobs, solving riddles, and maybe even discovering hidden treasure (or accidentally falling into a pit of lava, we can’t guarantee anything).

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

awkward statement, baby, casual conversation, chilling words, CreepCraft, creepy remarks, diamonds, disturbing chat, shark, singing, uncomfortable talk, unnerving dialogue, unsettling banter, unsettling chitchat, unsettling comment, unsettling communication, unsettling conversation, unsettling discourse, unsettling discussion, unsettling exchange, unsettling gossip, unsettling phrases, unsettling remark, unsettling small talk, unsettling words

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	6239
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4651	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Emeralds Found:	3964	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9404
Void Gems Collected:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	3081	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	8026
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	192164
Votes:	2446	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!