Jonsbo MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SeatSwapSass

fair, long haul flight, INCONVENIENCE, middle seat, passenger looks

So, like, imagine you're on a plane, right? And this entitled lady asks you to switch seats so she can sit with her family, but you paid extra for that sweet aisle seat because you get hella claustrophobic. And she's all like, 'It's just a seat, have some compassion.' Like, what even?

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape from entitled people like that lady! We promise no one will make you switch seats or give you passive-aggressive comments. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that actually understands personal space.

So come join us at 123.AwesomeServer.xxx and leave entitled passengers behind!

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WhiteHouseDrama Minecraft SMP

Presidential history, political chaos, government crisis, government dysfunction, presidential misconduct

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the White House but in Minecraft! Imagine building your own presidential palace and holding crazy elections with your friends. We even have secret service mobs to protect you from creepers trying to blow up your democracy. And don’t even get me started on the scandals that happen in this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters. So come join us and make history in the most chaotic SMP ever!

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CraftyAlliesUSvsZelensky

US ally, Diplomacy, country relations, world leaders, government reactions

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-world craziness behind and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise!

Our server is like a magical land where Trump and Zelensky can build sandcastles together instead of arguing. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! Who needs political alliances when you can have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers?

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CyberCraft Minecraft Server

Military, orders, Cyber Command, intelligence, cyber warfare

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Hegseth, like, told Cyber Command to, like, stand down on Russia planning, bro. like, can you even believe it? so, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, then, like, join now!

we got, like, insane stories and, like, outrageous reasons to join, man. like, one time, a player found a diamond sword that, like, shoots lasers and turns creepers into, like, fluffy bunnies. it was, like, totally wild, dude.

so, like, come join us at: crazydiamondsword.About.crazyadventures

see you there, bro!

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CraftyZelenskyy2020

united states, Ukraine, free world, Support, zelenskyy

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU READY TO BE THE NEW LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD? WELL, EUROPE THINKS ZELENSKYY IS THE MAN FOR THE JOB, SO WHY NOT JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SHOW US WHAT YOU’VE GOT?

WE’VE GOT CRAZY CHALLENGES, INSANE BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING YOUR BLOCKS OFF! PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL TELEPORTER THAT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO ZELENSKYY’S SECRET MINECRAFT BASE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

IP: Zelenskyy4Prez.About.Minecraft

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Crafty Stress Relief Server

Server, Time management, mindfulness, burnout prevention, employee well-being

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we help you cope with technostress by building virtual worlds and punching virtual trees! Our players have mastered the art of relaxation by constructing pixelated masterpieces and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is so lit that even Steve Jobs would be jealous. We have secret underground bases, flying pigs, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – but in a good way.

So if you’re tired of dealing with bugs and glitches in the software industry, come chill with us and let your creativity run wild. You won’t regret it!

Server IP: stressfree.About.minecraftfunny.xxx

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CollabCraft

Videos, application, Whitelist, Moderators, Chill

CollabCraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla+

Features Community shops, minigames, trust-based community

Whitelisted Yes

Server Version 1.21.4

Server Location UK

FAQ

What do we need from you?

Be 18+, have common sense, be respectful towards other members. No griefing, cheating, hacking, exploiting, stealing, offensive or negative attitudes. Must have legal copy of Minecraft.

Datapacks

BlazeandCaves’s Advancements, Armor Statues, Multiplayer Sleep, AFK Display, Custom Nether Portals, Coordinates HUD, Nether Portal Coords, Player Head Drops, Anti Enderman Grief, Anti Ghast Grief, More Mob Heads, Silence Mobs, Mini Blocks, Dragon Drops (only egg), re-dye (concrete powder, terracotta, glass)

Plugins

Squaremap, Simple Voice Chat, Via-Backwards

How to join us?

Join our Discord and fill out an application.

Videos

Check out a recent Server Tour Video provided by Midnightmeow22 on YouTube.

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Mystic Isles 1.20.3

schizo loli, VOD, 1.20.3, twitter, global rules

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by Fallenshadow, the ultimate schizo loli queen of the internet who loves her husbands to the moon and back! Treat her right or face the consequences, yo.

Join this server for some wild times and check out all the links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, and Otis Twitter. It’s a whole damn universe of entertainment, bro.

Don’t forget to follow the global and board rules, or you might end up in a parallel universe where everything is upside down. And remember, ignore, report, and hide those annoying shitposters – it’s like swatting flies, easy peasy.

Previous thread? More like ancient history, bro. Hit up this server and dive into the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun, yo!

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Indecisive In-Laws Minecraft Server

inlaws, time off work, flights, Expenses, travel

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like planning a trip with your boyfriend’s family, our server is full of constant changing plans and stress-inducing situations!

Fly in and out of different airports just like you would with us, and experience the thrill of not knowing when your trip will actually happen! Will it be a Wednesday to Wednesday or a Saturday to Saturday adventure? Who knows!

But don’t worry, we got you covered with a free hotel stay and some food (in-game, of course). Just make sure to cover your own flights and event costs, just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and frustration of planning a trip with your boyfriend’s family – but in Minecraft form!

Server IP: flyinoutofdifferentairports.About.planningatrip.xxx

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ChopstickNoobHub

pretentious, Japanese culture, EMBARRASSMENT, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chopstick showdown! Are you a chopstick master like the OP, or are you like her husband struggling to hold them properly? Battle it out in epic chopstick challenges and show off your skills to the world! Plus, we have a special udon festival event where you can impress the judges with your chopstick finesse. Don’t be like the SIL and use a fork, join us and embrace the chopstick life!

Server IP: chopstickmaster.About.chopsticks

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Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Community shops, minigames, trust-based community
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Location	UK

Jonsbo

CollabCraft Server Overview

FAQ

What do we need from you?

Datapacks

Plugins

How to join us?

Videos