Jonny Fastlane Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Star Shards Collected:	228	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	66	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

1425 e broad st apt 22, apartment living, black people, Community, coon toons, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, disruptive behavior, Disturb, disturbance, Diversity, intolerance, late night noise, loud music, neighbors, noise complaints, prejudice, racial discrimination, Sleep, Stereotypes, Undead, urban living, waking up, ZombieWakeUpCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	105
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)

Blocky Bamboo Brawl: Asian Edition

asian, Asian male, bamboo, belonging, blocky, brawl, Challenges, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Edition, experiences, Identity, immigrant experience, inclusion, intersectionality, Masculinity, Minority, perspective, prejudice, racism, representation, societal norms, Stereotypes, West

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being an Asian male in the west is like being a ninja in a world full of pandas! 🐼

Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠

So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.

So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥

Holo Bros Craft: Where Collabs Go Wild!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the male collabing trend among holos is taken to a whole new level! Join us for insane collaborations with holographic beings from another dimension.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and found themselves in a virtual dance-off with a holographic DJ unicorn. The winner got a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground party where holographic celebrities were mingling with creepers and skeletons. They even got a selfie with a holographic dragon!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and collaborations with holos, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the craziness begin! 🦄🎉

MasterpieceCraft: Where even creepers bow down to our greatness!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn! This game is an utter masterpiece and is one of the greatest video games ever produced by mankind. Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or create a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Our server is populated by friendly villagers who are always willing to trade, cows that can breakdance (seriously, it’s a thing), and chickens that lay golden eggs (okay, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows what kind of wild adventures and shenanigans await you?

Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?