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MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	74	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2138
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crops Grown:	6144	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	5837

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	5547

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Towns Built:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4123	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!