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Kim Jong-Craft: Where even Americans can’t defeat the North Korean man

aggression, America, AMERICANS, Competition, Conflict, Defeat, Defense, gigachads, global tensions, international relations, JongCraft, Kim, Korean, leadership, man, Military, north, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, power, Race, strategy, strength, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner gigachad and dominate like a North Korean man? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who are basically unstoppable forces of nature.

Join us and witness epic battles where Americans try to take on the mighty North Korean man, only to realize they are no match for their gigachad powers. With insane PvP battles, crazy building competitions, and a community of players who are basically legends in their own right, this server is not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the impossible becomes possible and where you can truly become a gigachad among gigachads, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to conquer like a North Korean man.

HillDieOnMinecraftSMP

Argument, Beliefs, convictions, core, Dedicated, DEFEND, foundation, HILL, HillDieOnMinecraftSMP, important, non-negotiable, passionate, Principles, Resolute, Stance, stand firm, stand up, Steadfast, unwavering, VALUES, willing to die on

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of building a house made entirely out of TNT.

Our community is filled with wacky characters, like Steve the talking pig who is secretly a wizard in disguise, and Karen the zombie who just wants to speak to the manager of the server.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and hilarious adventure, join our SMP today and prepare to defend your hill with your life (literally)!

CreeperCam: The Unseen Observer

awkward encounters, awkward situations, CreeperCam, cringe-worthy actions, disgusting behavior, disturbing behaviors, disturbing sights, embarrassing behaviors, embarrassing moments, gross habits, hidden behaviors, Inappropriate Behavior, Observer, private actions, revolting behaviors, secret observations, shameful acts, shocking behaviors, shocking sights, taboo actions, unexpected behaviors, unsanitary actions, Unseen

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and witness the most outrageous and hilarious moments that will make you question humanity! From players accidentally mining straight into a pool of lava to others trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re horses, the chaos never stops on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden cameras all over the map to catch players doing the most disgusting and embarrassing things when they think no one is watching. You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down when players let their guard down.

So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing until you cry and wondering what the heck is wrong with people, then join us now! Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee.

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

Casino, casinos, dollar streak, eagle bucks, gamble, gambling, grand dragon, handpay, jackpot, Las Vegas, LOSING, Matt, Minecraft, mustang money 2, Server, slot, Slot machine, slot machine handpay, Slots, thunder cash, Vegas, vegas matt, vegas matt slots, VegasMatt, winning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	212	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Vegas Matt is a professional sports bettor and handicapper based in Las Vegas. With years of experience in the industry, he has built a reputation for his expert insights and successful betting strategies. Known for his in-depth analysis and high win rate, Vegas Matt is a trusted source for sports betting enthusiasts looking to maximize their profits.

Lost in Space: A Server that’s a Blast! Astros Reach SMP, Now with 1.21 Update!

Age 18+, application, astros, blast, Community, Cosmetics, DDR4, Discord, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, Lost, Micophone, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Space, Stairs, Uncrafting, update, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4104
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3176
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Server Name:	Astros Reach
Server Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Age:	1 year
Server Version:	1.21
Hardware:	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4

Overview:

Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. The server has been in business for 1 whole year and is constantly looking for new members to join its tight-knit community. With a focus on vanilla Minecraft inspired by Hermitcraft, the server offers a range of features including a vanilla world, free creative world, weekly and monthly events, and a knowledgeable community.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Astros Reach?

In order to join, you need to join the Discord server and fill out a short application. Once completed, a staff member will contact you to provide more information and get you started. Please note that only players aged 18 and older are allowed to join.

2. What does Astros Reach offer?

Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world that is regularly maintained and expanded by players, a free community-use creative world, weekly and monthly events, a helpful community, and caring staff members who strive to make every player’s experience special.

3. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server currently runs on version 1.21, which has recently been updated from 1.20.4. The server also uses various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.

4. Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Astros Reach. The server heavily recommends having a microphone for communication purposes.

5. What is the server’s Discord link?

You can join the server’s Discord using the following link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

RedeemCraft Minecraft Server

#spiritual guidance, Ancient literature, ancient wisdom, ethical teachings, Jewish beliefs, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish law, Jewish philosophy, Jewish scripture, Jewish texts, Jewish tradition, Minecraft, moral guidance, RedeemCraft, redeeming qualities, religious study, religious teachings., religious texts, Server, Talmud, wisdom teachings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Items Found:	1487
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3254
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the Talmud had some redeeming qualities, and so does our server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – joke-telling cows!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some crazy antics and epic battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Talmud along the way. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of living a boring and mundane existence? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on a server that will RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE in the best way possible.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).

But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.

PartyCraft21 – No SIL Allowed!

Allowed, Best Friend, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Drama, event planning, exclusion, family drama, family dynamics, finances, guest list, Hospitality, Hosting, neighbor, party planning, PartyCraft21, relationships, SIL

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of a creeper blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s 21st birthday party.

Imagine a world where your best friend gets invited to a party, then uninvited, then re-invited, all within the span of a few days. That’s the kind of rollercoaster you can expect on our server – except instead of party drama, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

And who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can stand up to overbearing hosts and demand to celebrate your birthday your way? Take control of your virtual world just like this player took control of their party plans.

So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a llama. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

PCGamerPro Minecraft SMP

advice, gaming accessories, gaming chair, Gaming Community, gaming desk, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming headset, gaming keyboard, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming maintenance, gaming monitor, gaming mouse, gaming pc, gaming performance, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming software, gaming upgrades, Minecraft, PCGamerPro, smp, Tips

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	7784
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where the pigs are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the trees drop enchanted golden apples instead of regular old apples. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Trust us, your gaming pc will thank you for it.

BlockyLoveChat

BlockyLoveChat, Communication, communication skills, emotional connection, healthy relationship, Intimacy, open communication, relationship advice, relationship advice for couples, Relationship Building, relationship communication, Relationship Counseling, relationship dynamics, relationship goals, relationship maintenance, relationship problems, relationship tips, sexual relationship, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mines Excavated:	4941	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about communication in maintaining a healthy sexual relationship!

Join us for some steamy role-playing adventures where you can practice your communication skills in the most intimate ways possible. From whispering sweet nothings in your partner’s ear to negotiating safe words for those intense PvP battles, our server has it all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get talking (and maybe a little more 😉) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

CraftyNazisWinningGer

anti-semitism, authoritarianism, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyNazisWinningGer, extremism, far right, germany, group, historical, Ideology, nationalism, nazi, Party, past, Politics, populist, Propaganda, state election, success, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we build castles taller than trump tower and slay dragons with our bare hands. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and skeletons.

our community is as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond pickaxe. we have weekly tournaments where we battle it out in pvp arenas, winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

we also have a secret society of players who dress up as nazis and reenact historical battles in-game. it’s like a virtual time machine, but with more explosions.

if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, then join us. but beware, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.