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Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Votes:	9897

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Votes:	2823
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	2121
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	2383

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1147	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2986	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!