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CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	2975	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	579729
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	291446	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Enchantments Applied:	111
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	3838
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4015	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!