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BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

adidas, Ads, advert, Backlash, bbc news, Bella Hadid, BellaCraft, blocks, brand endorsement, Campaign, Celebrity, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, fashion, influencer, Israeli criticism, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, MODEL, palestine, public relations, social media

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7268
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	551	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

Account.., Community, crystal, Dedicated, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Join, Land, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PvP, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Rules, Start, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Wishes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Void Gems Collected:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	2398	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	8387
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	4545	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Animals Bred:	159
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!