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Minecraft Memelord Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	5997
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ores Mined:	3622
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

BabyCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Towns Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2152
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Crafty Love Quest

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	169
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chat

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1170	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.

King Chuck’s Pixel Palace

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8855
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a king? Well, look no further because our server is so royal, even King Charles II himself would be jealous! Our new royal portrait of the king is so lifelike, you’ll swear he’s actually playing Minecraft with you. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out with the ghost of King Charles II himself in epic PvP battles. So come on over and experience the royal treatment on our server – just watch out for any sneaky royal pranks he might pull on you!

AtmosCraft – Where all audio is atmos or “atmos-like”!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old channels and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need channels anymore! That’s right, it’s the current year and we’re living in the future, baby!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and into the depths of the Nether? No problem!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs channels when you have unlimited possibilities at your fingertips? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraftin’!