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HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

abandonment, Abuse, anger problems, anxiety, family, Father, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, HalfSisEdu, healing, high school, Insecurity, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mother, narcissism, no contact, pushback, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Buildings Constructed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchantments Applied:	294
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Acai Looks Like Noob

Acai, Amazon, Antioxidant, berry, Boost, Bowl, DELICIOUS, ENERGY, Exotic, healthy, immune system, long tail tag, noob, Nutritious, organic, pronunciation, smoothie, Superfood, syllables, Tropical, vitamin-rich, weight loss

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	8748
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	522	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

active community, Afk, awesome builds, Battles, Build Competitions, Community, compete, Diamond Economy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, GEMSTONES, LuckyGem, Mature, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, player-built, responsive staff, Server Information, Shiny, smp, stall, trusted community, Uhc, vision, Voicechat, WEEKLY, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?