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Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server with the Most Confusing Chests

Appearance, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body shaming, boobies, chests, Confidence, Confusing, criticism, Flat, Insecurity, is.., judgment, Minecraft, PRESSURE, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, self-perception, Server, She, so, societal standards, why

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	78
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4826
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as flat as a pancake and the possibilities are endless! Join us if you’ve ever wondered why that one block in Minecraft is so flat – we have the answers! Our server is run by a team of flat earth enthusiasts who believe that the world of Minecraft should be as flat as can be.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a hidden dimension where everything is even flatter than before. Rumor has it that there are rare treasures to be found in this flat dimension, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes, come join us for a truly flat-tastic experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why she’s so flat!

Skull City Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Non-PvP Chest Shops Chat Shop Auction House Full Economy Land Claims Set Home / Home Teleport Active Staff

skullcity.duckdns.org

1tx.pro [Factions, Casino, Gambling – EVERYTHING IS FREE]

1.20, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Casino, Community, COMPREHENSIVE, Cosmetics, Discord, Economy, efficient, Faction, Factions, fit, free, Friendly, gambling, helping hand, Ip:, join today, MCMMO, Mcmmofactions, minecraft server, Npc, Play, PvE, Pve Economy, Staff, tight-knit, tutorial, welcome

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4104	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

1tx.pro [Factions, Casino, Gambling - EVERYTHING IS FREE] Minecraft Server

Looking for a fresh take on 1.20 Minecraft?

Give 1tx.pro a try!

About us:

We’re a tight knit community, all players are welcomed into the fold as if they’ve been playing with us for years. Our friendly staff and community members are always looking to lend a helping hand. We have an efficient yet comprehensive tutorial that you can complete prior to playing so you get your bearings.

1tx.pro [Factions, Casino, Gambling - EVERYTHING IS FREE] Minecraft Server

Do you think you’d be a good fit? Join today and find out!

IP: 1tx.pro (1.20.4)

Discord: https://discord.gg/uuGZeqWFrJ

1tx.pro

ForeverCraft: Where vanilla is the spice of life on this chaotic smp server!

chaotic, ForeverCraft, Life, Server, smp, Spice, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchantments Applied:	141
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Daily Backups	With daily backups, your progress is safe.
Longevity	Embrace longevity on the server with no resets.
Vanilla Survival	Join EternalCraft for a vanilla survival experience.

FAQ

Q: Is the world permanent with no resets?

A: Yes, the world on EternalCraft is permanent with no resets.

Q: How often are backups done?

A: Daily backups are done to ensure the safety of player progress.

Q: Can I join the server for a vanilla survival experience?

A: Yes, you can join EternalCraft for a vanilla survival experience.

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Du4sfnGkUQ

Olaf’s Pixelated TikTok Adventures

activism, Adventures, Boycott, digital protest, German chancellor, German politics, German society, germany, government officials, Olaf Scholz, Olafs, Operation Eliminierung, pixelated, political activism, political figures, political resistance, protest, social justice, social media, tiktok, TikTok channel, unsubscribe, viral campaign

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Towns Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of Olaf Scholz ruining your TikTok feed with his questionable dance moves and boring political speeches? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us in Operation: Eliminierung Olaf Scholz, where we embark on a quest to rid the world of his cringey content once and for all. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and unleash your creativity as we fight the good fight against the TikTok tyranny. Plus, we have llamas wearing lederhosen – need we say more? So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2165

#union raid, 1.5th Anniversary Codes, Active Codes, Additional Links, Android, April 25, Bay, co-op, Costume Passes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, Diesel, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Kilo, maintenance, march 2024, Modernia, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, Nikkein Akihabara, PC, ROSANNA, Server, Show Be With Commander, snow white, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, Kilo himself is coming to play! Yes, you heard that right, Kilo is joining us in the virtual world to show off his building skills.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the Union Raid where you team up with other players to take down epic bosses. And don’t miss out on the upcoming Solo Raid where you can prove your skills all by yourself.

Oh, and did we mention the special recruit Bay where you can recruit the most epic characters for your team? And coming soon, the Kilo special recruit where you get a free SSR just for joining the server!

But wait, there’s more! We have costume passes like Rosanna: Ms. Dangerous and upcoming ones like Modernia: Second Affection and Snow White: White Knight. And who can forget about Diesel: Midnight Strawberry? It’s a must-have for any fashion-forward Minecraft player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Kilo himself building a castle made entirely of diamonds.

Chaoica

Authenticity, challenge, CURSE, Curseforge, Dark World, Discord, Download, Earth, hidden nametags, minecraft earth, mobs, Modpack, Neutrality, Proximity, PvP, Raiding, Realism, Realistic, Survival, Towns, voice chat, war server, world map mod

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

! ! ! YOU MUST DOWNLOAD THE MODPACK TO PLAY ! ! !

Welcome to Chaoica, a Minecraft Earth Towny War Server like NO OTHER! If you are looking for a realistic authentic minecraft earth experience, look no further! This Server has NO TELEPORT whatsoever, It has Proximity VOICE CHAT and hidden nametags for realism, and an extra challange. and NO DYNMAP, use the world map mod, mystery and realism is our goal. Be careful out there in that dark world, Join our DISCORD for more information 🙂

To download our modpack on curseforge, search “Chaoica” Tweaks of Server: – Voice Chat – No Dynmap (World Map Mod) – No Teleport or Warps – No Neutrality – Mobs spawn in towns

158.69.120.46

Rexhalla

Anarchy, Hardcore, No Rules, PvE, PvP, Rexhalla, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. PVP, no rules. You cannot be banned for any reason. Complete anarchy in short. Vanilla Minecraft

rexhalla.20tps.ru:25900

Descendant

Adventure, bedrock edition, Bedrock Port, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Community, descendant, devices, Discord, Events, Generators, Giveaways, ipad, java edition, JOIN USING ANY VERSION, Keyalls, Minecraft, Mob Tycoon, Network, op prison, PC, Phone, Prison, server ip, Switch, Xbox, ZanaMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

ZanaMC is an amazing network with 3 current gamemodes and many more to come! We have a lively community with giveaways, keyalls, and events. Make sure to join us on this adventure!» Server IP: play.zanamc.com» Bedrock Port: 19132» Discord: discord.gg/zanamc

BEDROCK SUPPORTED We support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

» Generators» Prison» Mob Tycoon

[JOIN USING ANY VERSION]

play.zanamc.com

karlssonSMP: Where grown-ups play with blocks and pretend to be adults in Season 2! Apply now!

#GamingCommunity, 10kworldborder, 18plus, Adults, apply, arcadeserver, blocks, Datapacks, europeserver, Funserver, GrownUps, hermitcraft, Javaedition, karlssonSMP, Mcserver, MinecraftCommunity, Minecraftfamily, MultiplayerSleep, Papermc, Play, PlayerCommunity, PRETEND, respectfulplayers, Season, shopping district, Smallcommunity, smp, Survivalserver, vanillaexperience

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to KarlssonSMP!

What started in late August 2023 by a couple of friends who decided to invite new players turned into a fun and small community of like-minded players, our goal is to make it feel like you’re just playing with friends.

Our second public server ARCADE opens soon!

At KarlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Features:

Multiplayersleep

Hermitcraft inspired

Shopping district

Squaremap

Respectful and fun members

10k World border

Map reset every 6 months

You can find out more information about the server and its datapacks on our discord!

Server Details:

Java Edition server running on PaperMC Location: Europe Version: 1.20.4

How to Join:

Apply on our Discord server and become part of the KarlssonSMP family!

Zero Tolerance Policy:

Enjoy a safe and fair gaming environment with strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing. Our community upholds integrity and respect for all players, ensuring a fun and enjoyable experience for everyone.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, there is a 10k world border on the server.
How often is the map reset?	The map is reset every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules against griefing?	Yes, there is a zero tolerance policy against griefing on the server.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is currently running on version 1.20.4.