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HistoryCraft Server

Analysis, Civilization, critical reflection, critical thinking, culture, education, Historical figures, History, HistoryCraft, Humanity, impact of history, IMPORTANCE, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, past events, perspective, Relevance, Server, Significance, societal development, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	93
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring history lessons and smelly historical figures? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures instead of learning about old farts from the past! Our server is full of crazy builds and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about those boring history books. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all those pesky historical figures trying to lecture you about the past. So why waste your time with history when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Join now and say goodbye to boring old farts forever!

GaycestCraft: The Fabulous Minecraft SMP

brother, coming out, dad/son, Fabulous, family relationships, forbidden love, gay experiences, gaycest, GaycestCraft, Gender Identity, homosexual, Incest, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, smp, taboo

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your incestuous gay experiences, whether you’re into dad/son, brotherly love, or any other taboo relationships. And don’t worry, lesbians are welcome too, but sorry trannies, no entry for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous stories and outrageous adventures. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

advice, BabyDaddyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, Drama, Empathy, Friends, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, Pregnancy, Psychology, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.

Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!

NoKidsNoProbsMC

balance, career, childfree, Conflict, different paths in life, family, family dynamics, family rift, freedom, Happiness, Honesty, honesty with kids, life choices, NoKidsNoProbsMC, parenting, personal choice, personal time, Respect, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, Truth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

MineCraftMansion

amenity, BONUS, comfort, convenience, exclusive, extravagance, Hidden Gem, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, MinecraftMansion, opulence, Premium, Privilege, rare, Rarity, Special, Splurge, Treat, Upscale

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your cute little pets? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise for all gamers!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles in the sky with blocks made of pure gold, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot.

So why settle for a boring old survival world when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your epic adventure awaits!

KremlinCraft: Where Russian Conscripts Go Missing

Army, captured, CASUALTIES, Conflict, conscription, conscripts, Defense, eastern europe, families, international relations, investigation, Killed, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, Military, missing, russia, Russian, Russian conscripts, search operation, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2033	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more missing players than the russian army in the kursk region! if you survive longer than a russian conscript, you win a prize! but be careful, our mobs are more ruthless than a russian soldier on the battlefield. join now for a chance to experience the chaos and mayhem that is our server!

EnerGuzzlerCraft

Beverages, caffeinated drinks, carbonated drinks, drink choices, drink consumption, drink habits, drink options, drink preferences, drink selection, drink variety, EnerGuzzlerCraft, energy boost, energy drinks, flavored drinks, hydration, liquid refreshment, Non-alcoholic drinks, soft drinks, sports drinks, sugary drinks, Thirst-quenching

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1797	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Surviving on a budget: No fancy stuff! Just plain old survival fun on CraftedSurvival server 1.21!

Additions, Budget, Community, CraftedSurvival, District, Fancy, Fun, grief-free, Homes, Ip:, Landclaim, Livemap, Mobheads, mojang, OnePlayerSleep, Plain, Playtime, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, Stuff, Survival, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Name:	Crafted Survival
Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Features:	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
IP:	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port:	19132

Overview

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla SMP offering a friendly, fun, and inclusive environment. We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible with a few extra tweaks we wish Mojang would add while providing a griefer-free and friendly community experience.

FAQ

What is a semi-vanilla SMP?

A semi-vanilla SMP is a Minecraft server that preserves most of the vanilla gameplay while adding some additional features to enhance the player experience.

How do I claim land on the server?

You can claim land by using the Land Claiming feature available on Crafted Survival. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game to protect and manage your land.

Can I play on the server with friends?

Absolutely! Crafted Survival encourages multiplayer gameplay and offers features such as Homes and TPA to make it easier for players to connect and play together.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Crafted Survival hosts various events and activities for players to participate in, such as building contests, treasure hunts, and more. Keep an eye on the server announcements for upcoming events!

How can I rank up on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you contribute to the community and the server, the higher your rank will be.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, Crafted Survival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community for all players. Any griefing behavior will result in immediate action from the server staff.

Can I use mods on the server?

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla server, so we recommend playing without mods to maintain the integrity of the gameplay experience. However, some mods may be allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages or disrupt the server balance.

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

afraid, anxiety, conquering insecurities, CreeperCraze, emotional wellbeing, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of the unknown, Inner Demons, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Void Gems Collected:	36
Star Shards Collected:	98	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

SMPixelatedMadness – 404

83573656, comma separated, Generate, gt, HASHTAG, list, long tail, Numbers, previous, SMPixelatedMadness, tags

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!