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Blocky Booty Call

any%, blocky, BOOTY, Call, her.., long trail tags, saves

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	156	Mines Excavated:	2254
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Oh, honey, you won’t need any saves when you join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring old worlds when you can join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your quest for glory. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

MuslimCraft: Where every block is halal!

BLOCK, halal, Islam, Islamic culture, Islamic faith, Muslim beliefs, Muslim community, Muslim countries, Muslim demographics, Muslim identity, Muslim immigrants, Muslim influence, Muslim integration, Muslim majority, Muslim minority, Muslim population, Muslim practices, Muslim presence, Muslim society, Muslim traditions, MuslimCraft, muslims, Religion

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Votes:	6688
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we have an abundance of Muslim villagers who will trade you diamonds for halal snacks! Our server is so diverse, we even have a mosque where you can pray for good loot drops!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where the creeper is the DJ and the skeletons are the bouncers. You can dance the night away while avoiding getting blown up!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary bacon tree! Legend has it that whoever finds it will have unlimited pork chops for life! So come on down and join the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

awkward, cringe, cringe alert, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringy, EMBARRASSING, Lame, mom, secondhand embarrassment, social faux pas, Thinks, UNCOMFORTABLE, Youre

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

Nikke’s Nonsense Kingdom

anniversary, anniversary event, anticipation, celebration, Character development, Community, Disappointment, Expectations, fan reactions, Fandom, flashback, Goddess, Kingdom, Melodramatic, nikke, Nikkes, nonsense, plot twists, speculation, Stories, storytelling, Surprises, wank

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	254	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Nikke 1.5 anniversary celebration is going to be wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Expect shitty melodramatic flashback stories that will make you question your own existence. And don’t even get me started on the goddess wank – it’s going to be off the charts!

– Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be a superhero in our world?

– Our community is filled with the craziest, most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ

Black community, BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, expulsion, expulsion of blacks, Global Issues, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, injustice, minority rights, prejudice, racial discrimination, racism, segregation, social justice, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… 😉

Happily Ever After Mine

Companionship, Contentment, Emotional support, emotional well being, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happily, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Men, mental health, personal fulfillment, relationships, romantic relationships, self-sufficiency, social expectations, societal norms, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9746	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	134
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.

But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!

SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	337
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Communication, Community, Digital, forum, hello, Identity, Interaction, internet, Message, Mystery, No. 196182791, ONLINE, Party, post, query, question.., response, Server, Thread, unknown

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	6939
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Onyan’s Writing Shack – /wg/ Server

adventure novels, Archive, bakers, beating up Bae, Crafty, evil women, fanfiction, fanfiction writing, FANTASY, fighting Nene, greentext, Onyans, Rentry, Ryona, script, Server, Shack, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Our stories range from epic adventures to spicy smut that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into our archive of three years’ worth of tales that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight Nene in a battle for the ages? Or maybe you dream of beating up Bae and asserting your dominance? We’ve got it all, plus evil women who will make you rethink your alliances.

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where anything is possible. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of creeper explosions and zombie pigmen? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your imagination run wild!

FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!

airflow, Cooling, cooling solution, cooling system, electronics, energy efficiency, Engineering, Excited, fan speed, FanCraft, Fans, innovation, Mechanics, Overheating, performance optimization, Product Design, Server, shiftup, Technology, temperature control, thermal management, user experience, ventilation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!

So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!