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KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1690
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2215
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2962	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8137
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness