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Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Items Found:	2638	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

Autogynephiles, Crafty, crossdressers, female sexuality, gender dynamics, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Hilarity, inherent autogynephilia, Lust, pedestalification, proven fact, resistance, rule, sexual behavior, sexual desire, societal expectations, societal mystification, societal norms, societal pressure, societal taboos, true motives

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

Access, Accounts, Anonymity, creeper, discretion, facial recognition, free, Girls, Identification, Images, love, ONLINE, Pics, pimeyes, privacy, recognition, Results, Searched, SECURITY, Thread, Verification, Whores

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ores Mined:	9017
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

BlockyBrits, Brit, British, Coming, Community, discussion, Edition, forum, gender dynamics, incel forums, incel movement, Incels, internet culture, Issues, Masculinity, Men, Misogyny, ONLINE, relationships, Social, toxic masculinity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Enchantments Applied:	246
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?

Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds, making you the richest player in all of Minecraft land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless laughs and unforgettable moments. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality

alternate dimension, awakening, blocks, Conspiracy, Cube, Cubeception, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, hidden agenda., knowledge, Manipulation, mind control, Mystery, philosophy, Questioning, Reality, redpill, secret knowledge, secret society, Symbolism, theory, Truth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, cubeless world? Join our Minecraft server and discover the true purpose of the cube! Legend has it that the cube was created by a group of ancient builders who wanted to challenge players with its mysterious powers. Some say that those who unlock the secrets of the cube will gain unimaginable riches and power. Others believe that the cube is actually a portal to a parallel universe filled with diamonds and cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and uncover the truth about the cube!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower field. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a herd of pigs in a minecart race.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you’re more into creating pixel art of Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny silverfish. Join us for our next event where we’ll be reenacting the Battle of the Wither, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyFeels R9K Server

4chan, BlockyFeels, Community, Connection, digital age, emotions, Empathy, internet culture, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Nostalgia, r9k, relatable, Self-expression, Server, social media, solidarity, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dimension Hops:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Items Found:	8701	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone’s basement? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around, where the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood lizard looking for a friend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbusters, a group of elite players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces that will make your jaw drop. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look!