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FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1928	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Emeralds Found:	3070

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

HonkaiCraft – The Ultimate Block-Breaking Adventure!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	155
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Honkai Impact 3rd madness and mayhem. But before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ because it’s probably already answered there.

Looking for some newbie tips and resources? We got you covered with our newbie guide and resources. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the world of Elf Skill Upgrades for some mind-blowing upgrades.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the latest v7.3 supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles in all their glory. And don’t miss out on the epic trailers for S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor: First Light and Deepspace Anchor: First Light Tutorial Video for some jaw-dropping action.

Join us for the v7.4 Invitation to the Mad Banquet Trailer and get ready for the ultimate showdown with Thelema Mad Pleasure: Shadowbringer Battlesuit. It’s a Mad Banquet Prelude you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Honkai Impact 3rd on our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Previous players can attest to the insanity, so come join the fun!

Crafty McLaughington’s Creative Chaos

art, Chaos, crafting community, Crafts, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Crochet, design, diy, embroidery, fiber arts, Handmade, handmade gifts, hobby, inspiration, knitting, McLaughingtons, Project, quilting, Sewing, textile art, Thread

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds! Are you tired of the same old boring builds on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join us and build a floating castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture in and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’ve got! Let your creativity run wild and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Boruto’s Blue Vortex Adventure

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Gods Slained:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, even possessing your opponents and killing yourself like Ino’s dad did against sand and sound ninjas!

Join us for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe, where you can literally do anything your heart desires. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even tame a dragon and fly through the skies like a boss.

But the real question is, why didn’t Ino possess her opponents and kill herself? Maybe she just needed to join our server to learn some new tricks and unleash her full potential. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and craziness that awaits you on our unforgettable Minecraft server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads and Bedrock: Where Minecraft and Stereotypes Collide

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Potions Brewed:	200	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2381
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229

Welcome to our totally not racist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unintentional racism!

Our server is so racist that even the creepers are discriminated against! But don’t worry, we provide equal opportunities for all mobs to blow up your creations.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being judged solely based on your block placement skills. Who needs diversity when you can have a server full of identical dirt houses?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special colonizer roleplay event where you can conquer new lands and spread your problematic ideologies!

So come on down to our problematic paradise and see for yourself why you’re racist! Join now and receive a free ban for every microaggression you commit!

IslandCraft: Where West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders Rule the World

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we welcome players from all corners of the globe, except for those pesky West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders! Why are they so underrepresented, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re too busy trying to find their way to our server, of course!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few LOLZY moments as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Who needs East Asians and South Asians when you have a diverse group of players from all over the world?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those East Asians and South Asians how it’s done! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the Minecraft universe!

VocaloidCraft: Where Creeper Meets Miku

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vocaloid covers never stop! Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Hatsune Miku serenade you with her latest hit. Join us for non-stop music and mayhem in a world where creepers dance to the beat and Endermen harmonize in perfect pitch.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their best vocaloid impressions and compete for the title of Minecraft Idol. Will you be the next virtual superstar?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique, come join us for a musical adventure like no other. Who knew building blocks could be so groovy?

Ragecraft: Where Progress Goes to Die

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	6934	Potions Brewed:	179
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of losing all your progress on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about a chance to meet the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a karaoke singer?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most EPIC adventures of your Minecraft life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and never have to worry about losing progress again!

BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	5137
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!