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GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	New Chunks Explored:	725976
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	New Chunks Explored:	903529
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2767
Dragon Eggs Found:	9763	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	143	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7065	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7303	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

BlockPartySingle

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Votes:	9305	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3448	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3604

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.