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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com

🎄 GLORY MINE | 1.20 – 1.21 ❤️ Minecraft server Minecraft server

1.20, 1.21, Clans, Economy, Friends, GLORY MINE, Minecraft, No Dupe, Server, Weddings

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

On the server you will find many interesting opportunities, such as: – clans (you can create or join any clan and even start a war between clans) – weddings (find your soulmate and live with her) – friends (you can find on the server friend and do all things together) – no dupe (on our server there is an absolutely fair game and only strong and persistent people reach the top) – economy (you can earn money, buy and even sell items) – and much more awaits you on our server! Just come in and play 🙂

45.66.228.106:19132

Yandere Yearning Minecraft Server

Attention, BPD, Demon, emotional, Empathy, feelings, fl, Manga, manga characters, manga readers, mental health, Minecraft, Ml, personality disorders, relatability, Relate, relationships, Server, Sympathy, Understanding, yandere, yearning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ML yandere characters who are yearning for the attention of the FL (that’s right, the Female Lead). Join them on their quest for love and watch as they navigate the treacherous waters of virtual romance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, it’s totally normal to relate to BPD (Block Placing Disorder). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

2017, border control, Canada, Canadian regulations, Cathartic, denied, denied access, denied entry, due, entry, entry denial, health concerns, health problems, immigration, joint pain, Medical, medical history, medical inadmissibility, medical issues, Minecraft, past injuries, smp, Teen, travel restrictions, travel woes, watching Canada

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1500
Star Shards Collected:	158	Magic Items Found:	4592
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

pvp titans

Anarchy, Battles, Clan, Community, Discord, donation, Friends, growth, instagram, Intense battles, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Server, skill, Survival, Survival Games, Throne, tiktok, titans, top kills, Vanilla, VIP packages

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

pvptitans.minehost.pro

Waifu Wednesday Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, Bond, Clammy, Connection, devotion, emotion, feeling, hand in yours, holding hands, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Never forget, Otaku, Partnership, relationship, Romantic, Server, Trust, waifu, Wednesday

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimension Hops:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like a Wednesday and the waifus are always by your side. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your favorite pixelated waifu.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the waifus’ hands are always warm and never clammy? That’s right, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about sweaty palms ruining your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Waifu, a rare and powerful creature who will grant you wishes in exchange for the finest diamonds. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Just ask the Diamond Waifu, and your dreams will come true.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find true love with a waifu who will never let go of your hand, no matter how many creepers try to ruin your day.

Kawaii Minecraft SMP – /pkg/ Production General

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, EONIA, Felynne deRouge, general, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, lonlidoods, Lua Asuka, Meimi, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, Pillow, Pixelink, pkg, production, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Shee Icho, smp, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Imagine this: our first live concert was so lit, even the Ender Dragon showed up to mosh in the front row. And don’t even get me started on our second live concert – we had creepers breakdancing and skeletons beatboxing. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented players are like virtual rockstars. We’ve got EONIA shredding on guitar, Charlotte Suzu belting out tunes, and Nene Amano dropping sick beats. It’s like a virtual Coachella, but with more diamond swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got kawaii Friends like Phase Connect, Reverie, and Tsunderia joining in on the fun. It’s a virtual party that never ends!

So come on, join us in this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Don’t miss out on the madness – it’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Netherite Network

age-friendly, AmethystNetwork.net, Community, Cosmetics, Creative, gaming experience, Gens, Hub, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Netherite Network, Network, PG environment, Prison, Professional staff, Saturday events, server ip, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	9043	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

========== Netherite Network ========== our goal for the Netherite network is to create a place for everyone of all ages to be able to play in a safe and PG environment We offer many game servers such as Mini-Games which we host every Saturday Creative Survival Gens KitPVP and a Hub where players can connect and show off their cosmetics and more We want to provide the best gaming experience possible with amazing professional staff who want to help the community Server IP: AmethystNetwork.net The Amethyst Network is a Minecraft server Network with gamemodes like SMP Gens Mini-Games KitPVP and More

66.165.236.178:50009

Source of Fun Minecraft Server

Assistance, Community, Curious, discovery, forum, Fun, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, internet, investigation, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Origin, query, question.., research, seeking, Server, source, source identification, unknown

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4255
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	126

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, all while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!