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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	521114
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4601
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Farms Harvested:	442	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8492	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	1314	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Zombie Dances:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Time Flies MC

flies, Time

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where time be flyin by like a rocket ship on steroids. u kno how dey say an hour feel shorter as u get older? well on dis server, an hour feel like 5 minutes cuz we got time warp technology or sumthin. u be buildin ur epic castle and next thing u kno, it be lunch time.

we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!

BrainCraft: Detect Dementia Early

80% accuracy, 9 years before diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain health assessment, brain health monitoring, brain health screening, brain imaging, brain scan, braincraft, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dementia detection, detect, Early, early diagnosis, early intervention, Medical research, neuroimaging, new study, noticeable symptoms, resting brain activity

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! we got a 10-minute brain scan minigame where u can detect dementia before it even happens! like, u can see into the future and know if u gonna lose ur marbles in a few years. it’s like psychic powers but with pixels and blocks. join now and be ahead of the game, literally! dementia ain’t got nothin on u when u play on our server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Solaria: Where ‘semi’ means we’re kinda vanilla, kinda chaos, and definitely confused.

anti cheat, Bans, Chaos, chat manager, commands, Confused, Discord, End.., Experience, Hack clients, Ip:, kinda, Launch, May, Means, Minecraft, new, promptt, Recommendations, Relaxed, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Solaria, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Solaria Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.promptt.org:25565
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla with chat manager and relaxed anti cheat
Whitelist	No whitelist
Bans	No bans ever (Hack clients welcomed)
Discord	Join our Discord
Commands	/suicide

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

Simply enter the IP address mc.promptt.org:25565 into your Minecraft client and start playing.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

There is no whitelist and no bans on the server. You are free to play as you wish.

3. Can I use hack clients on this server?

Yes, hack clients are welcomed on this server.

4. How can I connect with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server for the full experience and to chat with other players.