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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6503	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	309381	Animals Bred:	109
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	168	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6689
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mines Excavated:	4987	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	131198
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!