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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5561 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 259 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!