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Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Magic Items Found:	8620
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Creepers Anonymous: How different would things be if they hadn’t blown up the…?

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	410	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the reactors were never blown up – that’s right, no explosions, just pure, unadulterated chaos!

Join our server and experience a world where the reactors are still intact, causing all sorts of wacky and wild events to happen. From mutant creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to watch out for those pesky reactor explosions – they’re a real blast!

RainbowCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7471	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring, straight-laced Minecraft servers? Come join our server, where we embrace our inner fabulousness and weakness! Our country may be small, but our hearts are big and our builds are even bigger!

Join us for daily rainbow parades, where we ride on unicorns and throw glitter bombs at unsuspecting players. Don’t worry about being weak, because on our server, the power of friendship and love will protect you from any creeper attack.

We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we dance the night away to the latest pop hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot our resident drag queen Ender Dragon putting on a fabulous show.

So come on over to our very gay and weak country, where the only thing stronger than our love for Minecraft is our love for each other. Join us today and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Blocky Bonanza: Where We Debate the Important Questions Like Hentai vs Real Porn!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Votes:	9833
Players Killed by Monsters:	108	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2372	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!