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CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

CraftyFckr, Fuck you Playing Anger Frustration Insult Game Displeasure Rage Offended Provoked Annoyed Irritated Upset Hostility Outrage Disgust Antagonized Confrontation Conflict Aggression, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, Bible verses, Christian, CONVINCING, cute, DATING, DepressedCraft, depression, Eventually, feeling, female version, humor, instagram, Life, Liking, Minecraft, Music, Personality, Resources, same, Server, Silently, Slowly

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

baby daddy, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotions, ex boyfriend, family, Fatherhood, involvement, long distance, love, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultrasound

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, China, Chinacraft, Chinese, Commerce, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export, global market, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, policy, regulations, Server, Tariffs, Taxation, Trade

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!

join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?

plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!

so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

British politics, Campaign, conservative party, constituency, Defeat, election, Former Tory, general election, Government, labour, liz truss, LizLostToLabour, loses, Member of Parliament, opposition, Politics, prime minister, Seat, TrussCraft, uk, Voting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

PhaseCraft: Parents’ Nightmare

acceptance, ARTISTRY, career, Commitment, culture, death metal, Dedication, family, genre, heavy metal, Music, Musicians, Nightmare, parents, Passion, Perception, phase, PhaseCraft, Rebellion, stereotype, Support, Wonder

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	855	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	332409
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

LOL u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. like, u know how parents of death metal musicians be like “it’s just a phase”? well, on this server, we embrace the metal vibes 24/7. we got creepers headbanging to blast beats, skeletons shredding on guitars, and zombies growling like lead singers. it’s a total headbang fest, dude.

but that’s not all, fam. we also got flying pigs that drop bacon bombs, talking cows that tell dad jokes, and dancing llamas that break it down like it’s nobody’s business. it’s a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground rave cave where all the mobs go to let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow? yeah, it’s lit, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have a good time and rock out like there’s no tomorrow. see you on the flip side, my dude.

Quarantined SMP: Where hermitcraft meets your mom’s basement – 16+ only!

Active players, apply, Backpacks, basement, Builds, Community, create mod, discord server, Forge server, Google form, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, long-term world, looking for players, meets, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, moms, Quarantined, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust, vanilla tweaks, Waystones

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2092	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215

Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.20.1
Type	Close community, long term world
Survival	Proper survival with shopping district and minigame district
Mods	Forge server with light mods (waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks) + create mod

Overview:

This server is a Hermitcraft-like server with about 9 consistent players. We are looking for more players to join our close-knit community. We focus on collaboration and trust to create amazing builds together. Our target is to have 12-15 active players on the server.

Join the Server:

To apply to join the server, please join the Discord server or fill out the Google form:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many players are currently on the server?	There are about 9 consistent players, but we are looking to expand to 12-15 active players.
What type of server is it?	It is a Hermitcraft-like server with a focus on community-building and collaboration.
What mods are used on the server?	The server uses light mods such as waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks, and the create mod.
Is there a minimum age requirement to join?	We prefer members to be 16 years or older.

MirrorCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, MirrorCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of looking at your blocky, pixelated self in the mirror and feeling like a total Minecraft noob? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a 10/10 diamond block hottie! Join us and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a pixelated Adonis or Aphrodite, guaranteed to make all the other players swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stylish skin, the coolest house, and the most impressive diamond collection. The winner gets a virtual crown made of emeralds and bragging rights for eternity.

And if you’re feeling a bit down about your lack of Minecraft skills, don’t worry – our server is full of friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand (or a pickaxe) to help you become a Minecraft master in no time. So come join us, where even the most blocky among us can feel like a Minecraft superstar!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server – Roleplay Edition

Adult, CraftyCraic, creative writing, Doordash Edition, Edition, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, storytelling, Thread

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level with our Erotic Roleplaying Thread Doordash Edition!

Join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures where you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies with other players. Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman seducing a villager? We’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with passionate players who are ready to take your roleplaying experience to the next level. From naughty nurses to kinky creepers, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are dedicated to turning Minecraft into a sensual playground? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through seductive whispers.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

DreamCraft: Where Anything is Possible!

BELIEF, Consciousness, creativity, Deception, DreamCraft, dreams, Experience, falsehood, FANTASY, ILLUSION, imagination, introspection, Memory, Perception, Psychology, Reality, skepticism, storytelling, subconscious, Truth, validation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.

oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!