Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire out of blocks that look like that dreaded childhood food. But don’t worry, this server has a special power that will make you love it more than anything else in the world.
Legend has it that anyone who joins this server will be granted the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, shoot fireballs from their hands, and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored unicorn. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just the beginning.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive a lifetime supply of virtual cookies that will never run out. That’s right, you can munch on delicious cookies while exploring the wonders of this magical server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let this once-hated food turned Minecraft server change your life forever!
But, like, you don’t gotta worry about that drama on our Minecraft server! We bring astronauts back from space all the time, no problemo!
Join us and experience the thrill of intergalactic travel without the risk of being stranded in space like those poor astronauts on Boeing’s Starliner. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? Come on, it’ll be a blast!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT AND DOLPHINS GIVE U FREE RIDES!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOST CREEPER WHO TURNS INTO A DISCO BALL AT MIDNIGHT?
JOIN NOW AND U CAN BECOME BESTIES WITH A TALKING CHICKEN WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND FORGET ABOUT TALKING TO REAL PPL FOREVER!
| Server Name | Community SMP |
|---|---|
| Discord Server | https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv |
| Focus | Minecraft gameplay with a friendly and mature community |
A: All members must join the discord server mentioned above to gain access to the Minecraft server.
A: We are pretty light on rules, but we do not tolerate hackers or griefers. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine.
A: Our community is welcoming to new members and encourages playing a variety of games besides Minecraft. Major build projects are always underway, and we strive to build a strong community with dedicated players.
Join us on this server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP club of indie vtubers?
Have an oshi with 499 views? No problem! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re welcome to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have a Wheel of Names, a Tiermaker, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) to keep the party going! Plus, we have ducks…yes, ducks!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, you might even run into a Potion Seller selling some wild concoctions! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of AI chatbots that will blow your mind, blender models that will make your jaw drop, and low poly models that will make you question reality itself.
And don’t even get me started on our mods – they’ll take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Want to beat Janet in a standoff? We’ll give you the tools to do it, no questions asked.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and see where it takes you. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!