Johnny Deep Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DeepCraft: Where Johnny Depp’s large cock meets Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.

So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.

Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, mining for cheese (yes, cheese), and riding on flying pigs. Our community is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ForgiveCraft – Let’s Mine and Mend!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Potions Brewed:	143	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of forgiving your friends for stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your revenge in the most hilarious ways possible. From setting up elaborate traps to turning their entire base into a giant chicken coop, the possibilities are endless! So why forgive when you can get even in the most epic and ridiculous ways on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NHS CyberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	190
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from those sneaky creepers and zombies? well, imagine if u had to protect ur virtual hospital from evil cyber hackers too! this server is like that, but with a twist – the hackers are actually backed by the Kremlin! so u gotta be on ur toes and use all ur minecraft skills to keep ur hospital safe from those pesky cyber baddies. join now for a wild ride full of action, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if u count flirting with ur fellow players as romance). u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHurricane

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server because we got a Hurricane Beryl event happening in the Caribbean islands! It’s like, extremely dangerous and rare, just like finding diamonds in a cave full of creepers. But don’t worry, we got special armor and weapons to help you survive the storm and maybe even harness its power to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to ride the winds of Beryl on this insane server! Let’s goooooo!

WeirdlyCoolCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6485
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307

if you wanna be WEIRD and DIFFERENT in a world full of BORING, come join our MINECRAFT server! we have llamas that can FLY and pigs that can TALK. our diamonds are actually CANDY and our creepers give HUGS instead of explosions.

come build a house made entirely out of CHEESE or ride a unicorn through a field of RAINBOWS. our moderators are actual WIZARDS who can grant you wishes and our players are all secretly ALIENS from outer space.

if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your IMAGINATION (and maybe a little bit of BRAIN DAMAGE). so what are you waiting for? come join us and be the WEIRDEST, most UNIQUE player in all of Minecraft!

Bcl2TumorKillerCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Runes Activated:	0

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re suddenly fighting breast cancer cells in the game. but get this, you’re not just fighting them, you’re making them DIE with these crazy compounds that turn them into tumor killers. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

David’s Cloud Services: Where creepers are scarier than the clouds! Join now for a blast!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server:

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.
Quality-of-Life	With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win!
Multiple Worlds	Our server offers more than just the one traditional Survival world, it also has an Amplified World and plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future. Additionally, we allow cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we believe in providing a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players without pay-to-win features.
How does the player protection system work?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds, and these claims cannot be destroyed by others. Admin team assists with issues if any arise.
What additional features does the server offer?	We have a banking system, a Market at the Spawn, and multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
Can players from different platforms play together?	Yes, we allow cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions of the game.

Block Banging Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mines Excavated:	1153
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to join is by completing the ultimate challenge – banging one of our moderators in a specific position while listening to another moderator’s music on speaker! It’s a wild ride of awkwardness and hilarity that will have you questioning your life choices. But hey, if you can handle that, you’ll fit right in with our crazy community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Messmer, the mystical wizard who can summon serpents, hurl fiery spears, and even rip out his own eye to create golden particles! Watch as he transforms into a giant snake and embarks on wild adventures that will leave you in awe. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and magical world? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BroCraftWeddingWars

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero interference from nosy relatives!

Join us for a wedding-themed event this October, where you can tie the virtual knot with your Minecraft partner in a beautiful courthouse ceremony. No need to worry about jealous siblings or upset mothers – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care about who gets married first!

Plus, rumor has it that if you get married on our server before your brother and his girlfriend, you’ll unlock a special diamond ring accessory for your character. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual weddings and exclusive in-game rewards? Join us today and say “I do” to the best Minecraft server around!