Johnnie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftGrindz

adhd, budgeting, extra money, fast pace, job satisfaction, mental disorder, MineCraftGrindz, overtime pay, productivity, productivity matters, second job, slow pace, team dynamics, time theft, unionized company, warehouse job, work efficiency, work environment, work ethic, work pace

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speed is key and ADHD is an advantage! Join us and experience the thrill of moving fast and getting things done in record time.

Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?

Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.

Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!

BattleCrafters

Adversity, BattleCrafters, battling inner demons, Challenges, conquering obstacles, difficult times, emotional resilience., enduring hardships, facing adversity, fighting through hardships, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal struggles, pushing through tough times, resilience, resilience in the face of adversity, strength in adversity, toughest battles, triumph over adversity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Villages Defended:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re battling is a lack of creativity? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face off against the most epic foes you could ever imagine! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server also has epic rewards like flying pigs that drop golden apples and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. So if you’re ready for the ultimate battle royale of your Minecraft life, join us now and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You

Claims, Communication, Conspiracy, correspondence, current events, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, Gratitude, international relations, investigation, Leaders, nerve agent attack, new book, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, trump, Trumps, uk, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8557	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun

KingdomsSMP! Where even the sheep have royal titles and the cows demand respect.

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, building, Combat, Cows, Demand, Discord, Europe, FRIENDSHIPS, game of thrones, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Players, PvP, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, royal, Sheep, smp, titles, War, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players will establish kingdoms and compete for dominance.

2. Are PvP and combat the main focus?

No, PvP and combat are not the main focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts in building kingdoms.

3. How many players are allowed in each kingdom?

Each kingdom will consist of 4-10 players.

4. Can players form alliances and wage war?

Yes, players can form alliances and wage war as they see fit within the server rules.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us and create great memories on the server.

ZenlessZoneMC Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Drawpile, Events, Ice-Jade Teapot, KB201 KB JPG, Master Tapes, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, Zenless, ZenlessZoneMC, Zone Zero General

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. We’ve got more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. From “First-Class Customer Service” to “Immersive Tactical Drill,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, affordable housing, Boxabl, construction, controversy, disruptive, financial growth, housing market, innovation, investing, investment opportunities, Investors, long-term investment., Minecraft, modular homes, pod agenda, PodAgendaPioneer, potential risks, prefab homes, real estate, smp, Startup, Technology

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	6234
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

anxiety, college roommate, Communication, dirty laundry, dog barking, dog shedding, dog sitter, dog walking, dog whining, EmoPetFree, emotional support animal, high-rise apartment, Keys, leasing company, Minecraft, personal space violations, RESPONSIBILITY, roommates, school break, Server, shared bedroom, vacation, vibrators

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1590	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?

CraftyCash355

aita, borrowing money, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCash355, ethical dilemma, Favor, financial help, financial responsibility, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, impulsive spending, lending money, parents, peer pressure, personal finance, saving face, savings account, transparency, Trust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are willing to do anything to save face, just like the friend in this story! Need to borrow some virtual diamonds to impress your virtual parents? No problem! Our players will gladly lend you some, as long as you promise not to get mad or upset with them 😂

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your virtual character falls off a cliff! From epic treasure hunts to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to borrow virtual money to save face with your virtual parents!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crops Grown:	8553
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

HalliburtonCraft: CyberAttack LOL

cnn, Corporate Espionage, cyber defense, cyber threat, cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital attack, disrupting systems, Energy Sector, HACKING, Halliburton, HalliburtonCraft, incident response, infrastructure disruption, it security, lol, network security, Oil giant, OIL INDUSTRY, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Votes:	2757	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and crafting all day on ur regular old minecraft server? well, come join us on this EPIC server where u can mine and craft AND fight off cyberattacks from evil oil giants like Halliburton! yah, u heard me right. we got hackers tryna mess with our systems but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we defend our virtual world from cyber villains. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. so why wait? come join the fun and help us take down those pesky hackers once and for all!