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JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Crafty Idol Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Love Letters Sent:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of singing idols appears out of nowhere and starts performing a concert for you! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even impromptu idol performances in the middle of a mine.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the Gakuen Conference where you can learn all about the latest gossip in the idol world. And don’t miss out on the VL Cosmo playing SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada – it’s a mind-blowing experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret collab featuring “Campus mode!!” and “Fighting my way” – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you won’t want to miss!

Sauna Party Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to the Naurava Ronald SMP, where chaos reigns and laughter never stops! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Ronald himself.

Our server is home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: you log in to find your house has been turned into a giant cake, your diamonds replaced with potatoes, and your pet wolf wearing a tutu. It’s all in good fun, right?

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Race, where players ride sheep through obstacle courses while being chased by flying pigs. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where winners receive a crown made of TNT and bragging rights for eternity.

So why join Naurava Ronald SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking parrot who tells terrible jokes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we want you to be a part of it. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	613366
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Woods Run Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Votes:	4813
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building a majestic castle or getting attacked by a random bear while going for a peaceful run near the woods. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with the bear and recruit it to be your loyal sidekick in your quest for domination. Join us now for a wild and unpredictable adventure unlike any other! Just watch out for those sneaky woodland creatures…

Coom in Moom’s Womb Minecraft SMP

baby, Birth, child, Conception, coom, family, fertility, infant, maternal bond, maternity, Minecraft, moom, Mooms, Mother, Mother’s embrace, Motherhood, motherly love, Mothers’ care, Parent, Pregnancy, Reproduction, smp, WOMB

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2266	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “I coom in Moom’s womb” and let me tell you, their antics are wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch your back because you never know what kind of shenanigans “I coom in Moom’s womb” has up their sleeve next!

Dan Machi Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Farms Harvested:	118	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take hours to accomplish anything? Well, look no further because our server guarantees you will have a full episode’s worth of fun in less than 20 minutes!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling a giant chicken boss or rescuing villagers from a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re in a Minecraft speedrun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary unicorn mount waiting to be tamed by the bravest player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RTS Game Recommendations Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us and experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether, and competing in a chicken jousting tournament (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw epic parties, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a dance-off.

So grab your sword, put on your diamond armor, and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case you might want to steer clear).

Infinite Space Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server for a wild ride through the world of philosophical alternatives to metaphysical monism. Ever heard of Neutral Monism? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Picture a reality made up of a neutral “stuff” that can be both mental and physical at the same time. Bertrand Russell and William James would be proud to see their ideas come to life in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Dual-Aspect Theory is another mind-blowing concept you can explore on our server. Imagine a reality with two complementary aspects – mental and physical. It’s like having a split personality, but in a cool philosophical way. Baruch Spinoza would be shaking in his boots (if he wore boots).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a house out of pure consciousness or mine for physical sensations? Plus, our community is full of thinkers and dreamers who will challenge your beliefs and expand your mind (literally, again).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to question the very fabric of reality while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s a philosophical journey you won’t find anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	110	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!